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The Shaner Has a PornStache

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TXRoxBBall, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. TXRoxBBall

    TXRoxBBall Member

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    It's great, I wish hope he grows it out even more. Straight from the 70's.
     
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  3. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    Probably wanted a vacation from himself.

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  4. acsorelle4

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    Yeah, it's soooooooo great. Except ever since he started growing it, we haven't won a single game.

    Boo this man.
     
  5. LCII

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    The curse of the 'stache...
     
  6. rockets934life

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    Don't know whether to ask him to do my Taxes or buy a car from him? He needs a little bit more time and then he will have the p*rn stache in full force.
     
  7. across110thstreet

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    I think it's the other way around.

    he's growing the stache in response to the losing streak. He'll shave when the Rockets win.
     
  8. LonghornFan

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    I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.


    Stupid mazyar jokes are too easy. :mad:
     
  9. Carl Herrera

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    Shane is trying to remind people that Oden is not the only player endowed with talent.
     
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    He looks Hispanic now, lol.
     
  12. Naija Texan

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    It's BEAUTIFUL man! Flipping beautiful!
     
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    lmao.....
     
  15. RoxBeliever

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    LMAO ... at that DMorey photo

    hey, how about everyone on the team trying to grow their moustache?
     
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    can he grow an offensive skillset?
     
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    Now we have to name it. I dub his 'stache ...Ricardo!
    or when Shane's rockin it we call him Esteban Battiste...de Manuel San Guadelepe el Criste Lobo III
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    It's not a pornstache... it's the beginnings of a Fu Man Chu...

    Or at least something out of a martial arts movie...
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    Man, he already looked NewYorrican or Cubano... cosah mah grande, caballero! :eek:

    AzĂșcah!
     
  19. Hayden_SFC

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    Shave it Shane. Mustaches rarely look good on a guy.
     
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