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I just found out my girlfriend is a Jazz fan

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  1. Microfridge

    Microfridge Member

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    I was inspired by this:

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    #41 Microfridge, Jan 15, 2010
  2. Obito

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    Secretly have hate sex next time you're in bed with her. Clock the **** out of her and say you got caught up in the moment.
     
    #42 Obito, Jan 15, 2010
  3. durvasa

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    If she's more of a Jazz fan than she is hot then dump her is what he's saying.
     
    #43 durvasa, Jan 15, 2010
  4. LCII

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    Which is worse, finding out your girl had a crush on Stockton and was a Jazz fan or finding out she has a crush on Dirk and is a Mavs fan?
     
    #44 LCII, Jan 15, 2010
  5. plutoblue11

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    Crazy Hot: Rabid Jazz fan who is hot

    Kinda Crazy, but Kinda Hot: Kinda of Jazz Fan, but kinda hot

    Crazy Ugly: Rabid Jazz fan who is not so...physically appeasing.
     
    #45 plutoblue11, Jan 15, 2010
  6. TheFreak

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    In college I was talking to this girl and it was going pretty good and I was excited but then she told me something that made me j*zz my pants. She said she doesn't really shave her armpits that much anymore or like men for that matter but when she was a child she had the biggest crush on her uncle.
     
    #46 TheFreak, Jan 15, 2010
  7. DrLudicrous

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    At least she wasn't a Jazz fan.
     
    #47 DrLudicrous, Jan 15, 2010
  8. SwoLy-D

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    Does not apply here.

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    :eek: It's more like this, sir:

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    :grin:
     
    #48 SwoLy-D, Jan 15, 2010
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  9. RocketBlood

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
     
    #49 RocketBlood, Jan 15, 2010
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Is she hot?

    DD
     
    #50 DaDakota, Jan 15, 2010
  11. JusBleezy

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    So, someone want to explain what this means? I've seen it several times, but what exactly did Anne Hathaway admit that has her now as a verb. I have a few ideas of course.

    I've also heard the Sklar twins mention an Arancha Sanchez (Aranxtia?). I'm not sure I want to know what that means.

    Nevermind.
     
    #51 JusBleezy, Jan 15, 2010
  12. marks0223

    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    There was a story that she said her most sensual sexual moment was when she had anal sex. I believe she later denied saying that but it lives on here.
     
    #52 marks0223, Jan 15, 2010
  13. moestavern19

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    Did swoly just make Boobs in which only one Boob has a nipple?


    Wtf is going on here?
     
    #53 moestavern19, Jan 15, 2010
  14. Fyreball

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    Wow.....that's comedy gold right there. You, my friend, have just won the internet.
     
    #54 Fyreball, Jan 15, 2010
  15. Kerfeld

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    That is a deal breaker. Get out now.

    classic thread.
     
    #55 Kerfeld, Jan 15, 2010
  16. SwoLy-D

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    I'm really, really hungry right now. :(
     
    #56 SwoLy-D, Jan 15, 2010
  17. The Real Shady

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    What would Chris Brown do?
     
    #57 The Real Shady, Jan 15, 2010
  18. Microfridge

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    I got owned by Swoly :grin:
     
    #58 Microfridge, Jan 15, 2010
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    Fumble at the 1 yard line?
     
    #59 moestavern19, Jan 15, 2010
  20. Microfridge

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    Throw an interception
     
    #60 Microfridge, Jan 15, 2010
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