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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. joesr

    joesr Member

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    I pee'd!
     
    #201 joesr, Aug 5, 2009
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    Fixed... :p
     
    #202 AroundTheWorld, Aug 5, 2009
  3. fadeaway

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    He'll always be DetTheThreat to me! :D
     
    #203 fadeaway, Aug 5, 2009
  4. Zac D

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    Eesh. In light of Manny's revelations, I sort of wish this thread was started by a different poster.
     
    #204 Zac D, Aug 5, 2009
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  5. mogrod

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    Just tried with the girlfriend:

    Me: Hey, got a quick question for ya...
    Her: Shoot
    Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: You have to wait at least a week :-( Sorry babe.
    You are so crazy! Tap that huh?

    Get an email from her at this point:
    So do you plan on telling me where in the world that came from?
    That's just not something we usually chat about while we are at work.

    :)

    Me: So, we gonna make up for lost time and let me tap it over and over again next week?
    Her: As many times as you want. Promise!
    Me: So, what do I do till then?
    Her: I think the answer is here on the tip of my tongue. :)
    Me: I'll see ya later
    Her: Can't wait ;-)
     
    #205 mogrod, Aug 5, 2009
  6. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Was this before you came out? ;)
     
    #206 rockbox, Aug 5, 2009
  7. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Zac D again.
     
    #207 moestavern19, Aug 5, 2009
  8. moestavern19

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    Ok, in the interest of trying to fit in and be cool... here is my attempt



    me: whats the password for your desktop?
    wife: oh crap, i think its ********
    me: nope, says HP user...
    wife: I have no clue then
    me: think back to last year in the dorm, when you got up in the morning and logged on what did you type
    wife: oh yeah its *******
    me: thanks
    me: putting all your files on this portable so you can move them to your laptop
    wife: thanks baby
    me: one last thing I need to ask you when you have a moment
    wife: sure
    me: when are you most willing to allow us to engage in sexual intercourse?
    wife: how about this evening?
    me: Can the thadeus come?
    wife: Maybe if the thadeus goes ass to mouth
    me: Awesome, one last thing... can you pick up a movie tonight from blockbuster?
    wife: sure, which one?
    me: My Life, starring Michael Keaton...
    wife: walked right into that one
     
    #208 moestavern19, Aug 5, 2009
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  9. The_Yoyo

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to moestavern19 again.
     
    #209 The_Yoyo, Aug 5, 2009
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Boo! When are we ever going to get our OOTP sim back, Zac? ;)
     
    #210 Manny Ramirez, Aug 5, 2009
  11. Lady_Di

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    LOL!!! Love this thread.

    I wish I was single so I could play that game.

    Me and my dude

    Me: Sweetie, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Him: I'm ready right now, honey

    Simple like that! lol.

    i want to try that with my married friend at work but i don't think i want to find out his answer. that would be awkward because i think he has a crush on me.
     
    #211 Lady_Di, Aug 5, 2009
  12. juicystream

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    If only my would, though I can see how it might gross her out.
     
    #212 juicystream, Aug 5, 2009
  13. juicystream

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    If it goes down, then we really need pics. :p
     
    #213 juicystream, Aug 5, 2009
  14. kpsta

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    the thadeus must spread some sweet love around before giving it to moes' wife again.
     
    #214 kpsta, Aug 5, 2009
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  15. The_Yoyo

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    what! see post 179 and tell me again how that was simple
     
    #215 The_Yoyo, Aug 5, 2009
  16. across110thstreet

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    here goes... I sent a text to a coworker who recently dumped her bf:

    me: ____
    her: What?!
    me: When can I tap that?
    her: Eeew u weirdo
    me: the Internet told me to say that
    me: well?
    her: ur so gross
     
    #216 across110thstreet, Aug 5, 2009
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  17. mateo

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    Its even less funny with a 6 month preg wife:

    Me: Hey baby, gotta question for ya
    Her: Ok
    (I hit send accidentally)
    Her: Is that supposed to build suspense?
    Me: When you gonna let me hit that?
    Her: ???
    Me: When do you wanna get down and dirty?
    Her: Jesus
    Me: You're supposed to say that during or after, or right after I undress
    Her: Haha..my back and feet hurt
    Me: You gonna answer my question?
    Her: You better get as much as you can now, bc in a few months we'll both be too tired to care
    Me: buzzkill
    Her: Bring me some grapes, too, romeo
     
    #217 mateo, Aug 5, 2009
  18. Mr. Clutch

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    Me: hey
    Her: whatsup?
    Me: what you up 2?
    Her: Nothing much, just finishing up the modeling shoot
    Me: when can I tap that?
    Her: What!??!
    Me: when can I tap that azz?
    Her: hmm, if you're serious, come over after 10
    Me: okey dokie

    Not really funny, but it is what it is.
     
    #218 Mr. Clutch, Aug 5, 2009
  19. aussie rocket

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    I'm calling shenanigans.

    Modelling shoot...

    Pull-eeeez.
     
    #219 aussie rocket, Aug 5, 2009
  20. StaticC4

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    I think it might be Ron and Shin Shin's text messages haha..
     
    #220 StaticC4, Aug 5, 2009
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