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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. manbearpig

    manbearpig Member

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    I dont know how you remember a less than one page thread that was locked over 5 and a half years ago.

    But anyway it seems like vaioavan63 has not changed much.

    Also, he probably shouldnt still have underage female friends...
     
    #161 manbearpig, Aug 4, 2009
  2. SWTsig

    SWTsig Member

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    #162 SWTsig, Aug 4, 2009
  3. Oski2005

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    All he probably did was click on his name and look up threads he started.
     
    #163 Oski2005, Aug 5, 2009
  4. Pete Chilcutt

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    Kobe Bean Bryant: Hey Katelyn

    Katelyn Faber: What the heck do you want?

    Kobe Bean Bryant: I was thinking about Colorado last night, wondering if you want to have an encore?

    :pause:

    Kobe Bean Bryant: Katelyn can i tap that again?

    Katelyn Faber: Go to hell, I have Ron Artest now...sucka!

    :eek:
     
    #164 Pete Chilcutt, Aug 5, 2009
  5. Tom Bombadillo

    Tom Bombadillo Member

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    Good call!
     
    #165 Tom Bombadillo, Aug 5, 2009
  6. ItsMyFault

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    LMAO Prof... you've done it again.
     
    #166 ItsMyFault, Aug 5, 2009
  7. LCII

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    Me: so when can i tap that?
    Her: tap what
    Me: tap thatttttttttt
    Her: hey
    i gotta send u sth
    Me: uh oh
    are u gonna send some sex my way?
    Her: sec
    Me: this is going nowhere.
    then we have a normal conversation...she sent me a link to some stupid forum
     
    #167 LCII, Aug 5, 2009
  8. geeimsobored

    geeimsobored Member

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    Seems like a sick way to break the friend zone.

    If there's some potential its a nice way of breaking the ice and throwing it out there and if not, well its just a joke after all.
     
    #168 geeimsobored, Aug 5, 2009
  9. AroundTheWorld

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    I agree, I love the thread and the idea. Too bad there isn't really a similarly "casual" expression in German I can think of to ask the same question and be able to play it off as a joke if the reaction is not positive...

    I really laughed at several of the (parody and real) dialogues posted here :).
     
    #169 AroundTheWorld, Aug 5, 2009
  10. pippendagimp

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    pippendagimp: got a question
    marina: ?
    pippendagimp: when u gonna let me tap dat?
    marina: which dat? haha
    pippendagimp: dat azz
    marina: whose ass?? haha
    pippendagimp: what about after 11 tonite?
    marina: haha r u serious?
    pippendagimp: is that too late?
    marina: you're really serious???
    pippendagimp: not playin
    marina: not playin with my ass thats right haha
    pippendagimp: ok 11 it is
    marina: this is a joke?
    pippendagimp: nope
    marina: call me
    pippendagimp: no
    marina: why not
    pippendagimp: don't wanna ruin the tappin moment w/ words
    marina: ur crazy
    pippendagimp: ya for dat azz
    marina: well im gonna watch dr house at 11
    pippendagimp: can u watch upside down?
    marina: haha
    marina: come at 12
    pippendagimp: nah i'm busy at 12
    marina: u jerk!! haha
    pippendagimp: ok 12
     
    #170 pippendagimp, Aug 5, 2009
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  11. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    LOL, no...actually, it's just that it was much too boring to post.

    Turns out she was out with a bunch of fellow teachers that I don't have cell #'s for, so I couldn't text any of them. I asked her and she was like "any time you want" and that was basically it. Really hilarious.

    Whoever said this game is lame for married people was right. :D
     
    #171 ima_drummer2k, Aug 5, 2009
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  12. rhadamanthus

    rhadamanthus Member

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    True that.

    My own personal experience:

    rhad: So when are you gonna let me tap that
    her: as soon as you get your vasectomy

    Ouch.
     
    #172 rhadamanthus, Aug 5, 2009
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  13. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    haha...I just knew your follow-up post was going to be golden! Texting wife for a tap, wife drinking, wife hanging with other drinking friends, pure vicarious gold.

    Married people should be barred from participating. :D
     
    #173 boomboom, Aug 5, 2009
  14. the futants

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    #174 the futants, Aug 5, 2009
  15. R0ckets03

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    Girl 1:

    Me: Que pasa mami
    Girl: Workin..wats up wit u
    Me: working too sexy...got a question for u
    Girl: oh yeah...what is dat?
    Me: when u gonna let me tap dat ass?
    LONG PAUSE
    Me: umm....hello?
    Girl calls: what the hell? r u okay?
    Me: answer the question
    Girl: umm....i dont know...you joking rite..what is wrong with you today?

    I had to come clean.

    Girl 2:

    Me: Yo, whats up
    Girl: nothin, whats up wit you?
    Me: Got a question for you
    Girl: ask
    Me: when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
    Girl: u r so gay
    Me: If I was gay, I wouldn't ask
    Girl: leave me alone. its 10 in the morning
    Me: so 10 at nite you would?
    Girl: i'm about to call your wife
    Me: and?
    Girl: u are dumb. bye!
     
    #175 R0ckets03, Aug 5, 2009
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  16. RocketsPimp

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    That's just cold. I swear I am never getting married without a "must-have-regular-sex-prenup".
     
    #176 RocketsPimp, Aug 5, 2009
  17. Jeremiah

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    Crackas speak jive too.

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    #177 Jeremiah, Aug 5, 2009
  18. JeopardE

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    One of my favorite movie scenes ever.

    "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help!"
     
    #178 JeopardE, Aug 5, 2009
  19. The_Yoyo

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    Lovely_Lady_Di: sup?

    me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? :)

    Lovely_Lady_Di: no habla english

    me: ¿tan cuándo va usted a dejarme grifo que?

    Lovely_Lady_Di: no se me no habla espanol

    me: so wann sind Sie dabei, mich Klaps dass zu lassen?

    Lovely_Lady_Di: no german here
    the only thing i know
    is
    http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/pages-signs/n/no.htm
    to your question



    :( sigh damn, pwned... I tried
     
    #179 The_Yoyo, Aug 5, 2009
  20. Jeremiah

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    Points for tri-lingual attempt.
     
    #180 Jeremiah, Aug 5, 2009
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