Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Heres the first one:

Me:hey whats up
Her: just at work, sup
Me: nothing just chillin at work. how ya been?
Her: I've been beyond amazing haha wbu?
Me: I've been ok not amazing tho but maybe you can help me with that lol
Her: lol& how do you expect me to do that?!?!
Me: depends. when are you gonna let me tap that? =]
Her: lmfao, buh bye

*regular convo continues*

Girl numero 2

Me: hey whats up
Her: hey! nothing much, what about you?
Me: nothing just sitting here thinking about you =]
Her: awh, you're sweet. how have you been?
Me: I've been doing ok. How about you?
Her: I've been alright. I'm about to go to the a stros game.
Me: thats cool. hey I've been meaning to ask you something
Her: oh yea? ask away.
Me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What? Are you being serious?
Me: dude when am i not being serious?
Her: You're never serious.
Me: how do you figure that?
Her: Well if you're serious, no time soon. If you're not, then don't ask.
Me: no time soon because you're going to see the stros?
Her: no time soon because I'm with (some guy)
Me: oh is that who you're going to the game with?
Her: yeah
Me: oh cool. well im free this weekend. just saying.
Her: yeah, okay.

I can sense the awkwardness so I came clean lol But I can't help but wonder if I actually have a chance now lol

Last one.

Me: whats up
Her: nada. whats up :]
Me: nothing. so when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ke? no entiendo. (what? i don't understand)
Me: what's not to get?
Her: repeat your question
Me: re read the question
Her: nope..don't get what you're referring to.
Me: why not?
Her: i don't like playing games like these it ends here
Me: its no game. its a simple question meli
Her: Kiss my ass. Laterz
Me: lol calm down its just a joke.

She is SO playing hard to get lol ugh I have to deal with her at work tomorrow lol

 

You see son, down here in America we have people whose skin color is of a dark nature and they like to speak in a funny language we call "jive talk"

 

Wow, my sense of humor is absolute crap I guess. I just don't see the humour in this but it's all good. To each their own I guess.

 

This quickly morphed into a tool for guys to use to try to get a gauge on whether or not they have a chance at banging their friendgirls.

 

I have a girlfriend, so I could really only do it to her...not too exciting of a response.

 

Yeah, i mean, worst case scenario you just play it off as a total joke. Pretty good idea, really.

 

well ur response is useless without pics.

 

It probably won't work out too well when your SO already knows the 'joke'.

moes: how's it going?
finals: almost done with work
moes: did you know 60% of the produce in fast food restaurants go bad before they are served?
finals: that sucks
moes: so when are you gonna let me tap dat azz
finals: this is from that thread on Clutchfans right?
moes: oh...um...yeah
finals: why are you wasting my time...get some tofu burgers for dinner tonight on your way home
moes: ok sorry
finals: b****

 

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

 

That was gold. repped.

 

[rquoter]You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to professorjay again.[/rquoter]

This has to beat whatever I repped you for. This is 1,000 times better than the Vivi one.

 

I think some of you who think "Ooh, she's totally playing hard to get with me" are tragically mistaken.

 

Or being very very sarcastic.

C'mon now its all in good fun.

 

Here you go...just for tonight.

[delete]

 

I went to high school with her lol.

You went to UT?

 

Nah, I went to Washington University...she went to UT, haha.

 

I tried this.
But she knew I was joking beforehand.

 

Awesome!

 

i guess you can say that
and im pretty sure im not the only person in the world who greets their friends with a weird saying

that came off a bit racist....or maybe im just taking it the wrong way