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Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Carl Herrera, Jun 22, 2009.

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  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    to a slim 330 lbs from a high of over 400. Now he wants back in the NBA, claiming to be better than ever-- capable of getting a double-double in 25 minutes.


    Morey, get her done!

    Positives:

    - Nobody will call us undersized with Yao sitting any more.

    - Has nice shooting touch and passing skills.

    - Long arms enable him to be a great shotblocker and rebounder.

    - The Big O has verticals and horizontals.

    - About 10 years younger than our last back up C.


    Negatives:

    - He's 39 years old.

    - Last played in the NBA in 2004.

    - When you say "he has potential to develop," that's not a good thing.


    http://news.bostonherald.com/sports...eyes_the_NBA_again/srvc=ho me&position=recent
     
  2. CriscoKidd

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    I give him 3 months before he eats through his gastric bypass.

    But he could probably school Dorsey.
     
  3. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    his per 36 minutes stats were good, blocks really good. not arguing for his comeback, just saying.
     
  4. kaleidosky

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    he was good as a young player. no thanks.
     
  5. Noob Cake

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    39 years old
     
  6. aussie rocket

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HA
     
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    I'd rather have Popeye Jones.
     
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    "the only way to get him to jump was to put a Big Mac on the rim"
    - Charles Barkley

    give or take....
     
  9. rocketfan21

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    Pig Miller huh? I doubt he could post double doubles. Cutting weight doesn't make you suddenly good. He should've tried this approach when he was young still.
     
  10. Dave_78

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    Bring Cedric Ceballos back too so he can show James White and Wafer how to dunk wearing a see-through blindfold.
     
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    Not quite.

    Anthony "Pig" Miller was a journeyman PF/C who played for the Rockets during the ill-fated Francis-Mobley lottery years.

    Oliver Miller is just a pig. Unfortunately, since Anthony Miller already had that nickname, Oliver lucked out and avoided that moniker.
     
  12. Dr of Dunk

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    That pretty much wraps Dorsey up in a nutshell.
     
  13. TMac4Life#1

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    You can't be serious :confused: :confused: Please tell me you was joking. Do you know who we are talking about. Oliver Miller?????????? wow.
     
  14. Mike Hunt

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    obvious troll is obvious
     
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    With a name like CriscoKidd, I thought you'd be his biggest fan.
     
  16. Carl Herrera

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    What about a name like Mr. Buttocks?
     
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    Didn't he once impersonate a cop and try to give someone a ticket, or was that Olden Polynice?
     
  18. Patience

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    That was Polynice. In all fairness to Oliver Miller, he was a key backup on the 1993 Suns team that went to the NBA Finals.

    Wait... did I just say 1993? LOL. Never mind. I forgot that was sixteen years ago. Might as well give Richard Dumas a call as well.
     
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    It seems like a trend these days that former NBA players trying to make a comeback or trying to. The economy is really that bad.
     
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    thats freakin funny 1993. now he is ready to bring the 2010 championship to houston.... :eek:
     

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