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Male fertilization test

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

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    Dude....get in there, bust one, and get out.

    No one f***ing cares.

    And good luck to you.
     
  2. mazyar

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    Make sure you keep your ball sack cool.
     
  3. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    And his wife couldn't help with that?
     
  4. RKREBORN

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    Ask the nurse to give you a hand...
     
  5. twhy77

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    They have condoms with holes in them that capture some of the residual sperm.
     
  6. Vanilla Rice

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    Stop by the doc on the day before and ask for a container. You can do it at home as long as you have it back to the doctor within the hour.

    If you do have to do it at the doctors office, just relax. You are one of many, many, many couples who have gone through that office with the same issue. No one else there will think twice about it.

    Best of luck to you and your wife. I sympathesize with what you are going through.
     
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    take in a tripod and video camera so you can bootleg some movies.
     
  8. juicystream

    juicystream Contributing Member

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    I was hoping to get o be the one to post this. :cool:
     
  9. juicystream

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    They don't always change the blankets. :eek:
     
  10. Fyreball

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    So I've never understood this.....why does it HAVE to be masturbation?
     
  11. Vanilla Rice

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    Saliva or other fluids alter the test results. A friend of mine found out the hard way and had to deal with the embarrasment of having the doc tell him that his wife's saliva ruined the test.
     
  12. juicystream

    juicystream Contributing Member

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    How did he know it was the wife's saliva? :p
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    Is this topic the euphemism behind your name?
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    Why don’t you just go into the little room and start thinking about this thread. It would certainly work for me...
     
  15. lpbman

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    Yes, I will require at least 4 and no more than 8 girls outside my room watching football and cheering loudly, two mirrors, 1/2 roll of duct tape, 2 bananas and a girbil. Do not be alarmed, the gerbil only likes to watch. I will supply the Jaimie Lee Curtis True Lies naughty dance tape.

    Don't take it too seriously and you won't be as nervous.
     
  16. joesr

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    Make sure to bust before she almost falls down or my laugh a bit too hard and forget what you were doing

    whats the 2nd mirror for?
     
  17. BrooksBall

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    :D :D
     
  18. ndnguy85

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    why does she have to use her mouth?

    she has 2 hands too..
     
  19. Vanilla Rice

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    Because the previous poster asked if it had to be......

    oh nevermind.
     

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