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Man paid to impregnate neighbor's wife - Fails 72 times

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  1. Kilgore Trout

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    In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

    It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

    So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

    Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

    When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

    When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

    The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

    Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.
     
  2. Two Sandwiches

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    My dad read me this email about a week ago. Crazy funny. Don't know if it's true, but it's all sorts of funny.
     
  3. BrooksBall

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    This thread failed 1 time.

    I kid but this was already posted.
     
  4. eveluvsrox

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    a couple of days late buddy
     
  5. Kilgore Trout

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    Guess that's what I get for not checking the hangout as frequently as usual this week.
     
  6. CountyClerk

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    ahahah nice. If somebody paid me $2,500 do have sex with his beauty queen wife 3 times a week for 6 months I think I would do it too, just for the money of course...
     
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  9. Shaud

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    How does she look?
     
  10. Omer

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    Epic Fail.

    This whole story is completely absurd btw.
     
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    Great success for this dude. He got to bang this chick 72x without commitment.
     

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