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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by anelka3913, Mar 16, 2009.

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  1. anelka3913

    anelka3913 Member

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    who can come up with a really creative n funny knock knock joke :)
     
    #1 anelka3913, Mar 16, 2009
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    Dwight: [clears throat] Knock, knock.
    Michael: Who's there?
    Dwight: KGB.
    Michael: KGB - [Dwight slaps Michael on the face]
    Dwight: [in Russian accent] We will ask the questions!
     
    #2 FlyerFanatic, Mar 16, 2009
  3. anelka3913

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    lmao, i saw that episode
     
    #3 anelka3913, Mar 16, 2009
  4. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Knock, knock
    whose there?
    Go F yourself
    -Tom Hanks
     
    #4 Ziggy, Mar 16, 2009
  5. deepellumrocket

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    Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana.'
     
    #5 deepellumrocket, Mar 16, 2009
  6. Royals Ego

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    one of the best movies, love it
     
    #6 Royals Ego, Mar 16, 2009
  7. D-Lite

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    was just about to post that! lol :D
     
    #7 D-Lite, Mar 16, 2009
  8. AntiSonic

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Little Boy Blue
    Little Boy Blue who?
    Little boy blew Michael Jackson
     
    #8 AntiSonic, Mar 16, 2009
  9. anelka3913

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    Jim: ding dong
    Michael: who’s there?
    Jim: KGB
    Michael: Dwight go get the door
    Dwight: I am not answering, its KGB~!
    Jim: [Jim slaps Dwight across the face]
    The KGB vill vait for no von!
     
    #9 anelka3913, Mar 17, 2009
  10. T-man

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    knock knock jokes are very stupid like u
     
    #10 T-man, Mar 17, 2009
  11. T-man

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    [QUOTE if u thought that was funny ur pretty imature. A 2 year old is more mature than u
     
    #11 T-man, Mar 17, 2009
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    Hermie: Knock, knock.
    Mayzar: Who's there?
    Hermie: I have balls.
    Mayzar: Come in.
     
    #12 BrooksBall, Mar 17, 2009
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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupti// MOO.
     
    #13 Behad, Mar 17, 2009
  14. Rock3t Man

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    I LOL'd, and ROFL'ed


    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J8Hi_NCYNTM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J8Hi_NCYNTM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #14 Rock3t Man, Mar 17, 2009
  15. droxford

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    ROFL!!!

    winner!

    Sorry, mayzar, but you are the whipping boy of the bbs.
    &nbsp;
     
    #15 droxford, Mar 17, 2009
  16. Luckyazn

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    Why did you cross the road?


    because your d**k was stuck to the chicken's ass.
     
    #16 Luckyazn, Mar 17, 2009
  17. Kyakko

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    it's true
     
    #17 Kyakko, Mar 17, 2009
  18. JuanValdez

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    I was introuducing my daughter to jokes and told her a knock-knock joke ("orange you going to let me in"). Now, she tells these completely nonsensical knock-knock jokes and laughs hysterically.

    Her: knock knock.
    Me: Who's there?
    Her: Orange.
    Me: Orange who?
    Her: Orange banana aren't the flowers on the tree beautiful? [shrieking laughter for 30 seconds]

    I haven't been telling her any new jokes for fear of the repercussions. There's one other joke about a penguin I had told her and she wants me to tell it again and again and again. Somehow, it's funny every time.
     
    #18 JuanValdez, Mar 17, 2009
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    The one where the penguin blows a seal?
     
    #19 Fatty FatBastard, Mar 17, 2009
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