[irony] sex offender wins lottery created to raise money for sexual abuse

Damn. That's messed up.

 

That will buy a lot of candy.

 

Is it considered rape if you have $500,000?

 

"No!"


"Yes!"

 

And Astro Vans.

 

hilarious

 

He probably mistook the cause for the prize.

 

"Lucky Time Pull Tabs lottery"

There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere.

 

so wait let me get this right... a sexual offender rapes sexual abuse victims and gets $500,000? lol

 

lol. Nice.

 

If you had to live in Alaska, why wouldn't you resort to sexual abuse?

 

/fail

 

Lock this thread up. No one can top this.

****ing awesome.

 

Lottery winner attacked; one man taken into custody

The winner of the state's first half-million-dollar lottery was seriously beaten on a downtown street Tuesday afternoon by a man wielding a tire iron or metal pipe, according to Anchorage police.



Alec Ahsoak, winner of the $500,000 lottery recently, was attacked in downtown Anchorage on Tuesday.


A California man was arrested later Tuesday evening on a felony assault charge in connection with the attack, which occurred near the 5th Avenue Mall at about 3:30 p.m. and sent Alec Ahsoak, 53, to a local hospital with serious head injuries.

Just before Ahsoak was assaulted, the attacker, accompanied by two women, approached him to ask if he was the person who won the $500,000 jackpot, according to police.

Whether the attack was motivated by Ahsoak's winning the lottery, which was held to benefit an advocacy group for sexual-abuse victims, or by the widely distributed reports that Ahsoak is a three-time convicted sex-offender, was unclear.

 

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