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My Uncle, the King of all Douchebags

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Nov 19, 2008.

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All,

Long story short, my uncle is the biggest complete piece of crap. We found out that he had been cheating on my aunt for over 20+ years, and left her for some hussy. He has in turn attempted to make a music career for himself, and I thought I would share with you guys the hillarity of this crap!! Have a listen, it is pure crap!!

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kennethlwebb

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kenwebb

#1 cwebbster, Nov 19, 2008
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cwebbster said:

All,

Long story short, my uncle is the biggest complete piece of crap. We found out recently that he had been cheating on my aunt for over 20+ years, and left her for some hussy. He has in turn attempted to make a music career for himself, and I thought I would share with you guys the hillarity of this crap!! Have a listen, it is pure crap!!

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kennethlwebb

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kenwebb
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that is priceless. really, i wouldn't charge a price for that.

#2 studogg, Nov 19, 2008
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Your uncle has a badass butt-cut.

#3 Roxfan73, Nov 19, 2008
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Gee lemme guess. He is banging a chick named Laurel Spangle...

#4 Mulder, Nov 19, 2008
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LOL, is this for real?? Is that really your Uncle??

#5 ima_drummer2k, Nov 19, 2008
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Blood uncle or uncle by marriage?

That really sucks...how did your aunt not know that he was cheating on her for more than 20 years?

#6 Lady_Di, Nov 19, 2008
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" After loving you... what else is the-eh-eh-eh-ere..."
According to ClutchFan cwebbster... a blues-singing career and A HUSSY? ? [rimshot!]

cwebbster, your intro of "have a listen, it's pure crap!" sounds like one of them spoofed infomercials for washed up Country singers on SNL. I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!

#7 SwoLy-D, Nov 19, 2008

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Mulder said:

Gee lemme guess. He is banging a chick named Laurel Spangle...
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HAHAHAHA I noticed that too. Effin ridiculous.

#8 meggoleggo, Nov 19, 2008
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kick him in the nuts

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Funny, his album is named Forever and Always.......yeah right Tio!

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Extra credit for use of the word "hussy".

#11 TheFreak, Nov 19, 2008
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Lady_Di said:

Blood uncle or uncle by marriage?

That really sucks...how did your aunt not know that he was cheating on her for more than 20 years?
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Blood uncle.....unfortunatley

#12 cwebbster, Nov 19, 2008
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please post pics of the said "hussy"

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Is this right out of a movie...? That singing is on par with bad karaoke. The CD cover ties it all together. Priceless.

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It's like he's using the whammy bar on his voice every time he tries to hit a note...

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20+ years?!? Damn, that might be the longest play ever. Dude would have better success writing a book about not getting caught than to do music.

#16 Angkor Wat, Nov 19, 2008
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that was "specal"

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I managed to listen to about 15 seconds before my ears started to bleed.

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KoaDB's major influence:

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Apollo Creed said:

It's like he's using the whammy bar on his voice every time he tries to hit a note...
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Spot on, hilarious! This thread has serious potential.

Too bad this dude doesn't have a myspace page.

#20 professorjay, Nov 19, 2008

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