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Caption this - Amare / Rasheed

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by superfob, Mar 25, 2008.

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  1. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    From today's Daily Dime:

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  2. dntrwl

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    Frontin'
     
  3. AntiSonic

    AntiSonic Member

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    You put your hand up on my hip. When you dip, I dip, we dip.
     
  4. AntiSonic

    AntiSonic Member

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    Step back you're dancing kinda close
    I feel a little poke coming through
    on you
     
  5. bejezuz

    bejezuz Member

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    them baggy sweat pants
    and the reboks with the straps (with the straps)
    she turn around and gave that big booty a smack(heyyy)

    she hit the floor
    (she hit the floor)

    next thing you know
    shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
     
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    Amare: "So, Rasheed...sometimes when we're close like this, do..."

    Rasheed: "No."
     
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    you stole my idea damn you ;)
     
  8. weslinder

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    Amare: Let me show you my audition.

    Rasheed: I know, I know. You would have been better for Dancing With the Stars than Jason Taylor. We've got a basketball game going here, if you want more instruction, I'll have to teach you later.
     
  9. Yaozer

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    Amare: and the the dude in the club went down like this on me rig---

    Sheed: i'm wanna eat you.
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    'Sheed - FEEL the wrath of my knee, Amare...
    'mare -I am, sheed... i need to hold on to you just to enjoy your wrap-less knee... OH... now I will slide down to... - CENSORED - :eek:

    :confused: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  11. Launch Pad

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    Rasheed thinking to himself, "And I thought it was annoying when my dog humped my leg ..."
     
  12. Yaozer

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    Amare: oh YEAAAHHH!! YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

    Piatkowski: Amare. Whyyy...??! *tears*
     
  13. Illmatic

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    Amare- do you want it like this or like ..........
    Sheed- Get off me
    Piakowski- And to think i thought i have seen everything in my career as a benchwarmer
     
  14. Blurr#7

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    Sheed: Right there!! See it?
    Amare:Yeah looks like a ingrow hair. There's an ointment for that.
     
  15. ai_111

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    Phoenix guy behind them:
    I thought I was the only one in you life. :(
     
  16. ibm

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    illustration photo from the nba rule book. 2 hands - a foul.
     
  17. zack15432

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    oh wait Rasheed hold on i for got my knee pads
     
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    *Amare walks up*

    Rasheed: "Ball really don't lie"
     
  19. JuLiO-R-

    JuLiO-R- Member

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    they was kinda playing some fruity defense. You got this cat standing beside you, and he's getting close with his hands out . . . you really don't wanna be bent over a cat like that.
     
  20. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Amare: I'm going to guard you close...
    Rasheed: I'm going to score on you...

    :confused:
     

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