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Anybody want a job?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gwatson86, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. gwatson86

    gwatson86 Member

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    Only if you're an attractive woman ;)
     
  2. Yaozer

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    I think he was serious...

    As for me, I'd one up that and would work for an H1 :)
     
  3. GoRedRowdies

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    i can dress up as one. But id ask for $1 more each hour.
     
  4. Surfguy

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    All I ask is three beers apiece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' indoors at a skating rink feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion.
     
  5. gwatson86

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    There's two restaurants with a full bar. Knock yourself out.
     
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    I thought it was funny.
     
  7. bigshea

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    are your pms turned on or how do we contact you?
     
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    I laughed.
     
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    can u post the work schedule id most likely see if i were hired?
     
  10. RunninRaven

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    Only for 5 days each month.
     
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    Looks like a lot of downtime...

    Should I bring glass? Or just a dugout?
     
  12. gwatson86

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    The shifts we need covered for sure (though this will likely be split between two people) are as follows -

    Monday - 3pm to about 12:30am
    Tuesday - 3pm to about 12:30am
    Wednesday - 3pm to about 12:00am
    Saturday - 3pm to about 1:15am
    Sunday - 2pm to about 12:30am

    With any luck we will have two people to split these up to, with each person having a couple of earlier and shorter shifts mixed in.

    If anyone is seriously considering this, I can be reached via e-mail at gwatson86@gmail.com. The sooner, the better; we need at least one person immediately, so you could start as soon as this weekend.
     
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    do you offer tuition reimbursement? i'm majoring in history and roller skating is pretty old
     
  14. gwatson86

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    It's ice skating. And no, we're poor here. Ice skating rinks are not terribly profitable. Sorry.
     
  15. Surfguy

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    I was making a joke using a "Shawshank Redemption" quote from the movie. I'm not sure if anyone got it. Oh well.
     
  16. Yao Wink

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    I got your reference, Surfguy ... and I even chuckled a bit at it.
     
  17. doodle

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    i need a job...when can i start
     
  18. Smokey

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    Do you have documents showing you are legally authorized to work? Otherwise, stand outside Home Depot.

    I keede, I keede.
     
  19. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    I'm going to buy this skating rink out, automate everything, then fire everyone else except the janitors. I will then sub-lease the saved space to a peep show kiosk. This will drive traffic to the rink and create sexual energy that can only be worked off by a vigorous skating session. I will then recapitalize the entity with an extraordinary amount of debt, shield all pre-tax income with interest expense, pay myself back, and then sell to the highest bidder. This will enable me to pocket a large sum of money, move to Florianopolis, Brazil, and live a life on the beach, lifting weights and sexing women all day long.

    So who here wants to be a janitor?
     
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    Your words are poetry.
     

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