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[Morbid] Best/Worst/etc way to die

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Feb 11, 2008.

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  1. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    I think the worst probably has to be dying mid-poo.

    Best, well, I'm not sure. I think I'd like to see it coming (for last second repenting and whatnot) rather than dying doing something like teh secks.

    Anyone have any preferences/fears?
     
    #1 Apollo Creed, Feb 11, 2008
  2. finalsbound

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    best way = old, in sleep
    worst way = young, in a freak accident. drowning or suffocating would be awful.

    worst thread ever, btw. ;)
     
    #2 finalsbound, Feb 11, 2008
  3. Yaozer

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    I think getting eaten alive (by wild dogs, sharks, piranhas, bear, etc) gotta suck.
     
    #3 Yaozer, Feb 11, 2008
  4. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Nice one.

    Another good one is posting a suicide bulletin/note on Facebook/Myspace before taking your own life. Hilarious if sincere, but if done with the proper irony it would make for a nice exit.

    I imagine getting left out in space without your suicide pills would be a rough one. Probably go crazy.
     
    #4 Apollo Creed, Feb 11, 2008
  5. Yaozer

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    Don't you just have the choice to instantly freeze to death in space?

    Since I'm a little claustrophobic, I would absolutely hate to be buried alive in a coffin. Just the thought of dying a slow death all alone in the dark with no one to hear you.. man... :(
     
    #5 Yaozer, Feb 11, 2008
  6. Apollo Creed

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    Word. How about combining your two worst deaths (buried alive/eaten) by falling into that giant desert monster in Return of the Jedi!

    All the fun of being eaten, but at your own pace as you slowly suffocate to death inside of a giant space beast!
     
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  7. count_dough-ku

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    Lt. Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun: "A parachute not opening...that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine...having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."
     
    #7 count_dough-ku, Feb 11, 2008
  8. The Real Shady

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    Anybody seen American Me? I would say the worst way to die is to have a group of guys run a train on your ass, finally to have the last one shove a knife up your rectum. That would not be the way I want to go.
     
    #8 The Real Shady, Feb 11, 2008
  9. Isabel

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    :eek: I am already wishing I had never read this thread.
     
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  10. Lil Pun

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    Best: Something peaceful and painless

    Worst: Starvation or fire
     
    #10 Lil Pun, Feb 11, 2008
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Best: having a heart attack while being gang-raped by the Hawaiian Tropic bikini team.
     
    #11 ima_drummer2k, Feb 11, 2008
  12. FranchiseBlade

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    I think the best would be a quick death while saving somebody. Diving on a grenade type thing.

    The second best would be doing something that you love. For instance if you loved mountain climbing and died by falling off of a mountain by doing that.

    The worst...? If you died by doing something stupid like drunk driving.
     
    #12 FranchiseBlade, Feb 11, 2008
  13. Yaozer

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    Worst: having a heart attack because you found out that Hawaiian Tropic bikini team is actually a bunch of tranny Taiwanese men.
     
    #13 Yaozer, Feb 11, 2008
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    Best: You don't even realize it happens (i.e. being vaporized by nuclear bomb)
    Worst: Drowning, burned to death, freezing to death, being tortured
     
    #14 tulexan, Feb 11, 2008
  15. MR. MEOWGI

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    No, that way is understandable. I at least give the animals some credit for doing their thing.

    Bad ways would be:

    • Choking on a Del Taco menu item.
    • Car accident with Dirk Nowitzki, who survived unharmed
    • Lost in caged death match to Rosie O'Donnell
     
    #15 MR. MEOWGI, Feb 11, 2008
  16. Lady_Di

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    1) die in my sleep (best)
    2) being cut in half and still alive for a few more seconds. there is nothing worse than realizing that you're cut in half and you're gonna die (worst)

    i've seen pics of a guy being cut in half after an accident. :( i almost threw up.
     
    #16 Lady_Di, Feb 11, 2008
  17. Yaozer

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    It would suck to die just before our next Rocket's championship. Like at Game 7 of the Finals with a Rox vs Boston. Score is tied, 3 seconds left, Tmac is wide open at the elbow then you die.
     
    #17 Yaozer, Feb 11, 2008
  18. rubytuesday

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    this made me laugh. :p this would be very sad.
     
    #18 rubytuesday, Feb 11, 2008
  19. JBIIRockets

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    was it those pics telling you not to text and drive? Those made me sick.
     
    #19 JBIIRockets, Feb 11, 2008
  20. Surfguy

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    Best: Suicide bombing
    Worst: Suicide bombing
    Ugliest: Suicide bombing
    Unlikely to have 72 virgins waiting on him and going to paradise: Suicide bomber
     
    #20 Surfguy, Feb 11, 2008
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