actual caption: A Marine looks at magazines that were sent as part of a care package that arrived from home Christmas Day Tuesday Dec. 25, 2001. Marines are guarding the front line perimeter around Kandahar International Airport where U.S. troops have been since Dec.13. The much anticipated Christmas mail call brought letters and photos from home as well as food and other supplies. (AP Photo/Rick Loomis, Pool) --
After searching for their lotion...US marines have to settle for packets of mayo, ketchup and mustard...
Come on BGM, don't tell me you've never wondered just what goes into the making of the "Jack" sauce at Jack in the Box.
The U.S. recruited the top scientists in the world, sent them to Arizona to develop top secret military fury, and they produced the most lethal form of propaganda ever. Tasty Cakes and p*rn.
Aah Haa! We finally have the answer to what caused the sharp rise in Camel and Goat molestations in Afghanistan.
US Marines examine the new "p*rn Bombs" to be used in flushing out the remaining Al Quaeda fighters in Afganistan's caves. Senior Military Officers hope that by tossing one of these into a cave, the fighters will be distracted, allowing the Marines to easily take the remaining members prisoner.