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Caption Game: U.S. Marine care package

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Jan 3, 2002.

  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    [​IMG]
    actual caption: A Marine looks at magazines that were sent as part of a care package
    that arrived from home Christmas Day Tuesday Dec. 25, 2001. Marines are guarding
    the front line perimeter around Kandahar International Airport where U.S. troops
    have been since Dec.13. The much anticipated Christmas mail call brought letters
    and photos from home as well as food and other supplies. (AP Photo/Rick Loomis, Pool)


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  2. red

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    After searching for their lotion...US marines have to settle for packets of mayo, ketchup and mustard...
     
  3. Band Geek Mobster

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    Thanks for the visual red, I don't think I'll ever look at condiment packets the same way again...
     
  4. deepellumrocket

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    Come on BGM, don't tell me you've never wondered just what goes into the making of the "Jack" sauce at Jack in the Box.
     
  5. HOOP-T

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    "Damn Ma, I said CONDOMS and magazines, not condiments!!!"
     
  6. PhiSlammaJamma

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    The U.S. recruited the top scientists in the world, sent them to Arizona to develop top secret military fury, and they produced the most lethal form of propaganda ever. Tasty Cakes and p*rn.
     
  7. coma

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    Damn!!

    This don't ask, don't tell policy is really starting to interfere with my manual pleasures.
     
  8. Sonny

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    Aah Haa!

    We finally have the answer to what caused the sharp rise in Camel and Goat molestations in Afghanistan.
     
  9. Vengeance

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    US Marines examine the new "p*rn Bombs" to be used in flushing out the remaining Al Quaeda fighters in Afganistan's caves. Senior Military Officers hope that by tossing one of these into a cave, the fighters will be distracted, allowing the Marines to easily take the remaining members prisoner.
     

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