Wow! Thanks for the link MC! I think I'm going to buy 2 "Hey Osama, I been porkin' your virgins" t-shirts for the rents!
How about 3-year-old Godiva chocolates? My girlfriend works there, and she had a customer yesterday who brought in a box wrapped in 3-year-old ribbon, and requested a new ribbon so that she could give it as a gift. Incidentally, she often has a lot of 2-4 year old exchanges immediately after x-mas. Meaning people are returning gifts they got years ago, or there's some truly old, nasty chocolate in circulation. Be careful if you open a Godiva box under the tree !