Yao vs. Yi = Bigger than the Super Bowl!!!

Eat?
Both of them are rookie. I wonder who eat the other.
Yi's PT is more than Scola now.

 

DAAAYUMM!!!!!

 

Im glad im going to be a part of this global phenomenon

 

dance monkey.

 

Isn't Richard Gere waiting to have a handjob fest with you somewhere?

 

yes definitely, i love me a good richard gere handjob fest. Who doesn't?

 

Dalai? I mean, I don't really know... buddhist and all. Does he show catholic tendencies?

 

only 1.4 billion in china? !!! god, where does the rest of 13 billion come from then !?!!!

 

Seems you do not know the word "billion". Please stop fouling yourself anymore.

The world's population is only 6 billion.

 

how many minutes did Yao played in the 1st 2 qtrs. A is wearing Yao out man...

 

This is the most funny post i'v read here

 

You are wrong. Just admit it. Everyone knows what the population is there. It's a fact, not an opinion. Nothing is really debatable there. Just concede that your knowledge failed you and move on.

 

I'm just amazed that you are still NOT sure about this fact.

 

it‘s all about business. The NBA will do whatever profitable do enlarge the market. the more audiences, the more commercials, and the more money

 

yi will be a superstar.

 

I can imagine a conversation with MFW and his wife after he comes home from the bottlecap factory in the afternoon:

wife: hello, honey, how was work?

MFW: OH HELLO Wifey, don't you mean HOW am I? YOu care about my work more than you care about me?!!!?

wife: No, that's not what I mean-

MFW: You DON'T know what you mean, do you? A pathetic declaration from a pathetic person who lives a life of pathos. The UN and five sources I googled on the internet told me such.

wife: what?

MFW: Why are you obsessed with me anyway, is it becuase I own your ass all the time?

wife: because -

MFW: Because what the free Tibet assholes told you to? Or because you are too busy dealing with your a taiwanese pimp and japanese johns.

wife: wha-

MFW: Enough, I'm done with this charade, I'm going to log on to the internet to relax.

 

Just imagine Yao and the Rockets in the final. How much money the NBA will make out of the commercial?

 

There are more soccer fans than baskball fans in China and in the world wide. So there is not doubt more people will be watching World Cup inal.

 

FINE! I messed up the number, you guys are some number freaks!!!

 

I can imagine a conversation with Sammy and his wife after he comes home from a three way with Dalai and Richard Gere in the morning:

Sammy: Tibet good, China bad... Tibet good, China bad... Tibet good, China bad...

wife: hon, are you OK?

Sammy (feels anus): Tibe... how DARE you interrupt my prayer chants. You brainwashed Chinama, um, Chinawoman.

wife: but I'm American

Sammy: CHINAMAN!!! CHINAMAN!!! Free this house from CHINAMEN invasion.

wife: what are you tal... I'm getting a doctor.

Sammy: I want FREEDOM, religious freedom, language freedom

wife: I don't know what's going on, I'm a little scared, hold on doctor... OK Sam, what do you want? How do I give you freedom? You want a divorce?

Sammy: The neighbour's DOG has its own house. I want my own house. I WANT MY OWN HOUSE. I demand freedom. (Braveheart accent) Freeeedoooommmmmm.

wife: Wait a second, you don't want to live in a house like a normal huma...

Sammy: Freeedoooommmmmm

wife: OK, you want your own doghouse, is that it? Fine

Sammy: YES!!! (calls Dalai) Master, I finally showed them CHINAMEN, um, my wife

wife: Yes doctor, please bring some restraints

(phone): Don't be so hard on him, he just had a run in with MFW last week. I'll see what I can do

wife: oh. OH. I see.