for me: 1. Why is Wonder Woman serving coffee at the latest meeting of the Justice League? 2. Why would you name your NBA franchise after a boot accessory? 3. Why did only one vendor have kegs of beer at TC last night? 4. Why did they hang a Comets jersey named "FAN" from the rafters on TC? 5. Why is "Call me babe" in my cell phone address book?
1. Because she is a woman 2. Because they kick horses (Dallas Mavericks) in the butt 3. Because beer sucks 4. Because the fan blows cool air for everyone to enjoy so they might as well show appreciation. 5. Because that person wants you to call them "babe."
Why do I know more than my boss, but she won't give me a raise or a promotion? And why do you have to pass a computer competency test to get hired at my job, but once people get hired, they act like they've never seen a computer before?
They gather energy in jars and trade with their friends. Sometimes they toss their jars on the ground and see who's energy is the strongest, A-La-Pokemon.
Your position in a company have less to do with your skills and knowledge, and more to do with do you know how to climb the corporate ladder.
Here's something that confuses me: I work every other Friday, today is my Friday to work. Now Fridays around here is just a day to get caught up on paperwork, take a long lunch, hang out with your buddies, and go home early. But lately it seems we always have a major crisis on my Friday to work. It can go 13 straight days of pure boredom around here, but come Friday morning, all hell breaks loose, like it did today. How do catastrophes know its my Friday?
9/80 schedules rule. Today is actually the day I'm supposed to be off but I came in so that I could have Monday off. I've done absolutely nothing at all today.
