[Lifestyle] 10 Compliments That Wow a Man

Ummm.

wtf. I don't know how I would react if a woman ever told me this. It's stupid enough if a dude says it - but hearing it from a woman would just seem forced and really, really awkward.

Who writes this **** anyhow? People get paid for this crap?

 

I've been recently dubbed a super-duper nice guy.

That didn't last.

 

"fomfotable"

 

"Thanks for cleaning the toilet"

 

I concur. I'm not sure about laughter, since I'm not forever trying to make people laugh, but I suppose if my wife never laughed at my jokes, that'd get oppressive.

As for the others, "your arms are bigger" doesn't help much. That's like going from -10 to -9, maybe an improvement, but nothing to feel too cocky about. "The kids adore you," I know that already. It makes me feel good, but my daughter already lets me know. "You the man" -- I can't imagine my wife saying that; she has trouble bringing herself to use a contraction, so forget about grammatically neanderthallic idioms. "Cute feet" does nothing. "What do you think" seems more like a chore than a compliment, especially those wide-open ones where you don't even have a subject to think about.

But, good list anyway. Even the ones that don't move me sound like they'd be effective somewhere. Except the feet; what's up with that?

 

Did you ask her out?

 

The greatest compliment a woman can give a man is to let him shoot one down her mouth and then say nothing.

 

Well, I don't think it's as bad as telling a woman, "You're the ****!" repeatedly.

 

a guy told me that once. that really weirded me out....