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Tribute to T-Mac And Yao

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Fatty FatBastard, May 6, 2007.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    If anyone wants to delete this, sobeit, but it needs to be done with song.

    I'm no Chance, but I decided to rewrite the song below. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to follow my new lyrics to the vid below:

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    We lost in game 6, yet I know youre awake
    The only things I hear are excuses Tracy and Yao make
    But, oh, how I long, I long to see some spirit
    Desperate for some heart, yearning for some action!
    Burning inside cause I want you it so much
    So you say game 6 was no biggie so you leave me no choice:

    You LIE...

    You dont want to hurt me
    So you LIE
    And buy a little time, and I go along
    What else can I do, maybe its wrong
    But you know how much I love you
    So you LIE til you can find a way to say goodbye
    You LIE

    You lie you dont want to hurt me
    So you lie, buy a little time, and I go along
    What else can I do, maybe its wrong
    But you know how much I love you
    So you lie til you can find a way to say goodbye
    You lie

    EDIT: I gave the quintessential MacBeth "5" star ruling. But only because I'm awesome...
     
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  2. tigermission1

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    LOL! Brilliant...
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    Thanks.

    Yao = Nowitski. Both need to be traded or eaten. I'm all for this, either way...

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  4. Yetti

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    Tracy and Yao Ming I would like to say that I have enjoyed your play and contributions to the Rocket's season and Playoffs. I hope for your sake that the Rockets Management throws the 'WIN NOW SENARIO' out of the window and finds some decent athletic players who can support your team and possibly a new and fresh beginning with a new Coach!
    I thank you on begalf of all Rockets Fans for your dedication to our Team!Y
     
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    I'll step up. I like Chinese. Yao won ton with hot oil--oooh mama.
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    Speaking of which... Wait... WTF?

    When the Oilers lost to the Bills, I actually went and did a hot stripper.

    I'm in the mood for that again...

    SPARTANS! WE'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK! lET'S GO F@#$ SOMEBODY!
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Whomever says they don't like country music can can kiss Fatty's ass..

    I hate to bump threads, but this still brings tears to my eyes.

    Yesterday, it was the Rockets.

    Now, I'm tearing simply because it is a beautiful song, and video. Y'all can thank Jeff for that.

    (BTW, for morons: she eventually learns that her guy and her horse feel tied down. She lets her boy go. The visual part is letting her horse go, as well. Fantastically artisic, in my opinion, which is why I brought it up/.
     
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