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Rockets 2007 Playoff Haiku

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by CrazyDave, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. dram1

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    Defense is the Rock.
    Offense to go beyond One.
    Conquer, prevail, Home.
     
    #21 dram1, Apr 28, 2007
  2. Rocketfan_Dave

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    The Rockets will win,
    By playing with heart and poise.
    Fans need to believe!
     
    #22 Rocketfan_Dave, Apr 28, 2007
  3. Rocket_Boy_34

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    Let's tear them apart
    This is Houston's chance to shine.
    Let's go play with heart.
     
    #23 Rocket_Boy_34, Apr 28, 2007
  4. Yaozer

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    Kirilenko sucks
    I'd cry if I had his hair
    So I don't blame him
     
    #24 Yaozer, Apr 28, 2007
  5. longrangesniper

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    Rox must win tonight
    if not, sura will faint
    since its all on mac
     
    #25 longrangesniper, Apr 28, 2007
  6. weslinder

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    Jazz suck, then and now.
    They grab, they pull, they hack and flop.
    I'm ready for Oakland.
     
    #26 weslinder, Apr 28, 2007
  7. T-2

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    Sixty-seven points
    Trade kicker should have been done
    James would have helped bench
     
    #27 T-2, Apr 28, 2007
  8. weslinder

    weslinder Member

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    Relax bandwagon
    Fans. Sweep was not expected.
    Rockets will go far.
     
    #28 weslinder, Apr 28, 2007
  9. Uprising

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    Yao needs cajones
    Bench needs to make some shots...now
    TMAC attack rim
     
    #29 Uprising, Apr 28, 2007
  10. lastopsuburb

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    Dallas lose,
    Rockets win it all,
    we draft durant
     
    #30 lastopsuburb, Apr 28, 2007
  11. bejezuz

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    The Houston Rockets
    Never underestimate
    Clutch City returns
     
    #31 bejezuz, Apr 28, 2007
  12. Yaozer

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    We will draft Durant
    But JVG don't play rooks
    Unless Tmac's hurt
     
    #32 Yaozer, Apr 28, 2007
  13. thadeus

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    The Jazz shake with fear
    The Oracle hath spoken:
    "Yao Ming shalt kick ass."

    Kirilenko cries
    as McGrady eats the lunch
    of Salt Lake City

    Okur will crumble
    to the floorboards, 4th quarter,
    Chuck's knee strikes his groin

    A finger wagging
    "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"
    Mormon girls line up.
     
    #33 thadeus, Apr 28, 2007
  14. Yaozer

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    Haha, I'm really liking this one :D
     
    #34 Yaozer, Apr 28, 2007
  15. Uprising

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    Yao is TO prone
    Chuck Hayes with more dumb ass fouls
    Yao can dominate
     
    #35 Uprising, Apr 28, 2007
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    Alston hits 10 trays
    0 turnovers 10 assists
    Clutchfans will shutup
     
    #36 kingkow, Apr 28, 2007
  17. jo mama

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    haiku's cant rhyme, you say?

    hard to take this crap
    in spirit and heart they lack
    eyes hurt like macs back
     
    #37 jo mama, Apr 29, 2007
  18. surrender

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    The Utah Jazz suck
    suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
    suck suck suck suck suck
     
    #38 surrender, Apr 29, 2007
  19. piggy

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    what the hell was that?
    I wasted my night for this?
    Does anyone care?
     
    #39 piggy, Apr 29, 2007
  20. rv2843

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    Let our Bench starts
    Starters sit on bench
    Then our starters get zero points (another NBA history), and bench get big contribution LOL
     
    #40 rv2843, Apr 29, 2007
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