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  1. RocketsMac

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    LMAO!! :D

    brilliant!!
     
    #21 RocketsMac, Feb 12, 2007
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    mine said "You long to see the pyramids of Egypt."

    i actually kept it because it was the most ridiculous one i've ever seen.
     
    #22 airbulllard, Feb 12, 2007
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    I once got a handwritten one that said HELP! I'M A PRISONER IN A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!!!

    Actually that's one of my Dad's OLD jokes!! :D
     
    #23 RocketMan Tex, Feb 12, 2007
  4. Mr. Mooch

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    My 2 favorite:

    Your whole family are well

    and

    You are going to get some new clothes
     
    #24 Mr. Mooch, Feb 12, 2007
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    Funny, my buddies always say "...in BED!"

    I've been waiting on one where that doesn't work so I can tell them to STFU, but those dangblasted sweetcakes are so perfectly ambiguous...

    :mad:
     
    #25 Blotto, Feb 12, 2007
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    In bed...
     
    #26 ima_drummer2k, Feb 12, 2007
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  8. Astro101

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    A few years ago: Enjoy today for tomorrow may be your last.

    I was like, wtf? And so after that day I was jogging for a fundraiser, bent down to pick a pebble out of my shoe and found out that had I ran during the time I bent down, a big ass branch would've hit my head in the area I would've been. EAT IT FORTUNE!
     
    #28 Astro101, Feb 13, 2007
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    Kim Son.. best chinese/vietnamese restaurant in town.
     
    #29 MiniMing, Feb 13, 2007
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    lol, the second one is great.
     
    #30 Mr. Brightside, Feb 13, 2007
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