Confession Time

I like plenty of chick flicks. Especially the dialoguey ones like When Harry Met Sally, Before Sunrise, etc.
I dated a chick for 2.5 years that I was introduced to by a guy, whom I only knew from online, that I used to play online MUDs (text-based Multi-User Dungeons) with. We corresponded for a few months before we finally met.
I met my wife on Valentine's day and got married 40 days later. Going on 8.5 years now.
I like rubbing on my nipples. OK, that was kinda embarrassing but what's a confession without one of those?

 

I love American Idol.

I always take baths instead of showers.

I shave my armpits (before I started shaving them, I let my wife wax them which was the most painful thing that I've ever experienced in my life)

I went to UT for 3 1/2 years and got kicked out with over 100 hours of 1.87 GPA, but I ended up graduating from Texas A&M. I'm still a longhorn fan though (they brainwashed me first)

I like all of the Harry Potter books even though I don't ever read books but only listen to them on Audio Books.

I took an online Calculus class for someone else and they got an A without ever thinking about the class more than checking their grades.

That's all for now.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen We have a winner! Nothing can top this confession.


LMAO

 

i just tried to spyu on my friend and his girl getting naughty. instead i was stuck crouching in shame in a dark shower listening to some girl piss. gigem googy

 

This had me rollin! HAHA

 

Always good to see when we have things in common.

And with that, I'm going to play "I'm Alive"

 

i buy more clothes than my all the women in my life.

 

I like listening to Yanni, KSBJ and John Tesh.

I watch What Not to Wear religiously with my wife, but only so I can get nookie later.

 

it's weird that i don't:

- i never drink alcohol, i was never drunk.
- i never drink any soda, i hate them all.
- i never chew gum, i hate mint.

weird things i do:

- i watch E news
- i shop like a girl
- i don't toast english muffins

 

i like to coordinate my underwear with whatever shirt i wear

i purposely fray the edges of some of my clothes

i like froo-froo scented candles, i keep several around the apartment

i use womens hair styling products

i tan like a champion, butt ass naked

when im really upset i pull my toenails off (thats right, OFF)

 

I like female country singers. Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Dixie Chicks, Martina Mcbride etc. In fact, I like a lot of sappy female singers. Michelle Branch, Dido, Kelly Clarkson to name a few. And I also partial to a few of Celine Dion's songs.

I occasionally "ship" tv couples. And if you don't know what that means, I'd rather we kept it that way.

I also like to smell funky stuff. Toejam, belly button lint, other unprintable smells.

Christ. I've probably said too much.

 

does that make you more like a woman or more like a prisoner of war?

 

Here's something incredibly gay:

I went to a retro site a year ago, and this stupid, stuuuuupid song never leaves me every time I watch ABC..... (shudder...)

"We're The One!!!"


http://www.veoh.com/videos/e98869MC5dw6FZ

 

My wife thinks I should confess to watching Bring It On every time it comes on, but I don't even consider that a confession. It's just a good movie.

 

- I used to watch Queer Eye, Project Runway, or anything that comes on Bravo when I still had cable.. then I'd call one of my girl-friends after every episode and have an all-nighter talking about it

- I've been masturbating since 1st grade (don't ask how). I was the only kid in my class who wanted 'cooties' from girls

- I've been trying to beat my roommies' record of 11 in a day on the above subject, but kept on tanking out on 6

- I like Ricky Martin

- I pull a George Costanza in the showers when I'm lazy (for you Sienfeld fans)

- I hated washing dishes so much in my first 2 years of college that I've went a whole semester eating from the same plate without washing. Needless to say, I'm a very sickly person.

- My first time was in my parent's bed

Ok, this is good for now. Felt good to let it out..

 

I am the cheapest b*stard I know. I shun retail prices - and will scour craigslist and the thrift stores for weeks before I break down and buy new. I've gotten to the point where I stop at the goodwill near work 3 times a day.

If anyone wants to confess something really embarassing and would like to remain anonymous, shoot an anonymous email to:

clutchconfessional@hotmail.com

I will post anything that shows up in the inbox.

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95% of the music I listen to was recorded before I was born.

My time at UH: 3 Semesters, 7 credits, 0.50 GPA. One of the classes I did pass was Algebra. I went on the first day and didn't go back. I made a C. The reason I did so poorly was because I didn't go to class. For the record, I got my stuff together, transfered, and graduated Magna c*m Laude.

 

I have spirit fingers.

 

I have 18 pairs of shoes. (I just counted.)