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Help with ENGLISH project...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DrewP, Sep 18, 2001.

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  1. DrewP

    DrewP Contributing Member

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    All I need to finish this god awful project is a few pictures that portray irony.... If anyone can hook me up or tell me how I can get some I would be forever gratefull............

    I also need to get this done by the end of the night so a quick response would be even more appreciated....
     
  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Ah, the BBS where members do other members' homework and their take-home tests! I should have asked the BBS how to do my dadgum Accounting homework. Anyway, back to the subject, Drew, I have provided a link to Lou Gehrig and the irony of his life: he had the all-time record for most games played, but died before he was 40 & this article does have a picture.

    http://espn.go.com/sportscentury/features/00014204.html

    So, there's one picture for you.
     
  3. DrewP

    DrewP Contributing Member

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    come on guys..... I need help...... desperately!
     
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  5. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I don't know how to get a JPEG file of Lou Gehrig, but doesn't that article help? I know you need pictures but isn't showing a picture of the "Iron Horse" an irony? After all, this guy's nickname is the "Iron Horse" and he had a deadly disease named after him. Don't you see the irony there?
     
  6. Mango

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    British Irony:

    [​IMG]


    Have patience!



    Mango
     
  7. DrewP

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    yes manny, that was good.... I just need a few more......
    and BGM, I hate you.
     
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    It's ironic that Alanis Morisette's song <i>Ironic</i> is supposed to contain a bunch of ironic images/situations and yet most of them aren't ironic at all.
     
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    Well, someone posted this earlier in a different context... and I'd thought about it before, too. Since the Jazz moved to Utah, they really should change the team name. It is ironic to have the Jazz in Salt Lake City-- probably one of the least swingin' places on the face of the earth... (good skiing though)
     
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    <A HREF="http://www.8op.com/pancakes/candid.html">Some might be in poor taste</A>


    <A HREF="http://portland.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=2623&group=webcast">An Ironic Story</a>


    Mango
     
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    What is the status of your project?

    <A HREF="http://www.salon.com/media/1997/11/04media.html">A Story that Jeff will enjoy</A>



    Mango
     
  13. DrewP

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    Finished, only used on picture but had a bunch of crazy quotes....... thanks for the help anyway :)
     
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    I thought they were all ironic.

    And why is this song on Clear Communications wannabe ban list??
     
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    Mr. Play it safe was afraid to fly
    He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
    He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
    And as the plane crashed down, he felt, "well isn't this nice"

    On a side note, Alanis Morissette gets the award for "worst follow-up to a hit debut album"
     
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    Irony ( http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=irony )

    1. a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

    b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

    c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.

    2. a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).

    b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.


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    Most of the images in her song are just downers and/or unfortunate coincidences with no real ironical taint.
     

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