The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

So I hope you don't have to watch it 300 times then

 

the JAZZ suck **** and will never win anything.

f@ck jerry sloan, f@ck karl "the chokester" malone, f@ck john swirly stockton, f@ck jeff snaggletooth hornacek, f@ck mark eaton, f@ck boozer ak deron williams.

they are all gay and bone each other before and after games. sick

F@CK THEM ALL. I HOPE THEIR PLANE CRASHES ON THEIR NEXT ROAD TRIP.

 

That brought a tear to my eye.

 

Left eye or right eye

 

Have to admit, I missed this thread the first time around, but the hate still burns - even without Pastey and Malone they piss me off. I even hate them more than the Lakers, or the devil, or Patrick Ewing (and that's saying something).

 

That's dirty, dirty...bringing up '97 and what should have been another championship if it hadn't been for the dirty 'pick'.

Yeah, I hate em. Karma! They will NEVER win a championship.

Nice rah-rah thread, A-Train. Sorry I missed it earlier.

 

How sweet it was!

 

jazz sux although they are leading division now... they are in top 4 only because their division sux 2 and they are leading it

 

phew, now I don't have to watch that video clip 300 times !

 

We're a better team than the Jazz

If we have no other injuries, we should be able to knock the Jazz out of the 4th spot. I think the Lakers and the Jazz will finish behind us

 

Now, it does seem like some people on this board will watch that boobies clip 300 times

 

I missed the whole boobies joke. Can somebody update me?

I feel underprivileged

 

I am stunned that Schwa hasn't showed up in here yet...

 

I really hate the Jazz, I really do. I hate Jerry Sloan, I hate this whole team.

I hate Stockton and Malone, but I really respect John because he was a great passer and a great player despite his flopping habits.

but the guy that I really really really hate is: JEFF HORNACEK!! I hate this guy, I hate his little freethrow thing when he touches his cheek..

I hate Harpring!!!!!

 

The Utah Jazz . . . I like Kirilenko as a young player. I think he is athletic and technically sound.
Now on to the Utah Jazz of yesterday . . . Jehh Hornacek: wtf . . . where did you come from, I haven't seen you make a basket for the previous 35 minutes and now you hit three with a hand in your face and the ball went three times higher than it did far!?!?! . . . John Stockton: *#expletive#* *#expletive#* if only Malone wasn't allowed to set those illegal screens maybe we would have called a different play!!! . . . Malone: the word of the day is elboy. spell it out M-A-L-O-N-E-L-B-O-W.
props to the official I HATE THE JAZZ thread.

 

in the summer of 94 i was actually in utah while the rockets were on a path to the championship(and playing utah).......we actually wrote go rockets in the dust on the back of our car (only to be defaced by a utah fan, with quite a bit of vulgarity might i add)while we were on vacation in cali, nevada, and utah. i will never forget these memories.....and also i will never stop disliking the jazz, ton win was AWESOME!!!!!

 

Holy smokes, 5 years of this thread

 

This thread shall live as long as the Jazz still suck.

And thus, we head into eternaty!

 

hey, we should have one of this type of thread before every game. specially the mavs, man i had mavs and jazz, not as much for the spur.

 

I'm sure someone has already linked this but.....http://www.makingpages.org/hoops/jazzholes-2002.html