The only thing about the moniker 'The Cat Smeg' is that it binds the monikers of the two extremes on the bbs. The Cat is just damn annoying (all my love though The Cat) and Smeg is just damn funny. This would be too much of a punishment on my behalf, and I friggin' won the bet. Why not give a salutation to our newest rocket and yet disgust everyone else? SmeggyRice? It's not how I do my risotto, but what do I know.
Yeah, But The Cat Smeg would win a poll based on that Red Dwarf Profile, the preference for SmeggySmeg to use "Smeg" as a noun, and the fact SmeggySmeg himself is the biggest defender of The Cat (the player). This is it, achebe. Mobley is The Cat. The poster "The Cat" is merely a side consequence that makes it somewhat less Smeggy, which is his punishment...no??!! Anyhow, that's my pick. I'm out.
What about these... Smeggy Binks Nipsy Smeg Camel Toe Smeg - my fav Scranus Smeg GettinSmeggy SmeggyPoo OK, now I feel as weird as you guys.
“ SMEGMA SPONGIOSUM” Definition: smegma ( pro: smeg’mah) noun – the secretion of sebaceous glands especially the cheesy secretion consisting principally of desquamated epithelial cells, found chiefly beneath the foreskin (prepuce) of the male genitalia. Adjective: smegmatic Definition: spongiosum (pro: sponj’ ee’ o’sum) noun – well demarcated “(corpus) spongiosum” is a column of erectile tissue, that when flushed with circulatory blood forms the urethral surface distinct by it’s softness in spite of penile rigidity. Adjective: spongy-like. Dang, that is an exact description of Smeg if I ever saw one!!!!!!!!!!
How about Smegsnamechangeisabigboreandwasteoftime? Catchy, isn't it? Or, Dr. Smegstus SmegTheOneLeggedWonder Smegetable SmegSmudge The Prisoner Smegstairs, Smeggystairs Damn...I hate myself now.