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Cheesiest ROCK song ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Drewdog, Aug 14, 2001.

  1. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

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    A band called Soul Coughing had an awful song called "Circles" on the airways last year. Check out these lyrics:

    When you were languishing in rooms I built to foul you in
    And when the wind set down in funnel form and pulled you in
    I don't need to walk around in circles
    When the ghostly dust of violence traces everything
    And when the gas is drained just wreck it, you insured the thing
    But I can't sigh now that you made the move
    It has gone and gone to dogs, lay down on the floor
    For the right price I can get everything
    Slip into the car, go driving to the farthest star



    Just those lyrics are bad enough, but they repeat "I don't need to walk around in circles" at LEAST eighty times....over and over and over.

    I nearly break my fingers trying to jab the station buttons on my radio as fast as possible when I hear it. :mad:
     
  2. Red Chocolate

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    deepellumrocket, you are right on the money!

    "Champagne Supernova" is one of the worst, most overplayed songs I have ever heard. And the line:

    Slowly walking down the hall,
    Faster than a cannonball.

    This is the worst line ever, which eliminates whatever credibility this song could have possibly had. The lyrics make no sense, and Noel just drones on and on forever about meaningless garbage. I was listening to this song on the radio about two weeks ago and it made me really angry when I heard that line :mad:. Anyways, I am just glad someone else out there realized just how bad this song is. Thanks! :)
     
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  3. Caddman

    Caddman Contributing Member

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    What? no mention of "Pour Some Sugar on me"
     
  4. DAROckets

    DAROckets Contributing Member

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    ANYTHING by bon jovi !

    Also I have to agree with the champagne supernova.

    ahh one more,sister christian by....ummm ...aah....can't remember who the hell it was by.
     
  5. A-Train

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    "Pour Some Sugar on Me" was a great cut...That song is 100% pure, unadulterated sex...

    <i>You got the peaches
    I got the cream
    Sweet to taste, exactly!
    Cuz I'm Hot, (hot, so hot), sticky sweet
    from my head to my feet</i>

    Pretty twisted, once you read into it...

    Bon Jovi was some hard stuff back in the day, but then they got watered down and luke warm...<i>Slippery When Wet</i> is in my top 10 favorite albums of all time

    Sister Christian was sung by Night Ranger...

    80's music forever!!!
     
  6. DAROckets

    DAROckets Contributing Member

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    LoL.. Never heard anyone refer to bon jovi as "hard" rock, always was bubble gum as far as I'm concerned.

    Judas Priest ....now that was hard rock !
     
  7. 3fingeredgus

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    No way Bon Jovi could be classified as hard rock! That's like saying Metallica used to be adult contemporary or something...

    Definitely hair/bubble gum rock...
     
  8. Grizzled

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    Speaking of twisted, how about "We're not going to take it anymore" by Twisted Sister. That was as cheesy as cheesy gets. :rolleyes:
     

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