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Phony doctor gives free breast exams

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by JamesC, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. JamesC

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    Phony doctor gives free breast exams

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    MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

    One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

    The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

    The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

    "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

    At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

    Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.


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    Personally I found this hilarious, anybody that dumb deserved it.
     
  2. The Real Shady

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    LOL! This guy is my hero. He should not be punished, but given a pat on the back for trying this.

    LOL! Two girls fell for it. :D
     
  3. ChrisBosh

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    76 and still horny, WOW :eek: Someone actually took off all their clothes for a breast exam, talk about being gullible.
     
  4. LonghornFan

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    This is still safer than a real doctor giving phony breast exams, these women should thank him.
     
  6. xlr817

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    It's kind of odd that a physician would just ring your doorbell out-of-the-blue to offer a free breast exam. Just like a vacuum salesman offering a free trial. I strongly suggest women who wants a free breast exam to contact their local clinics or hospitals. Plus you normally don't do a breast exam fully nude. :confused: I still can't believe these two women fell for this scam.
     
  7. Lil Pun

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    A "Why Didn't I Think of That" moment.
     
  8. pradaxpimp

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    that dude's pics crack me up.
     
  9. Saint Louis

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    Can they actually convict the guy if the women willing removed their clothing to let him "examine" them?

    Maybe they should arrest the two women for being stupid.
     
  10. Saint Louis

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    I suddenly had the idea to go door-to-door with lotions. I say I am giving out free samples of different types of lotions. I'll have to have the women "disrobe" so I can get the right lotion for the type of skin they have in different areas of the body. I will then have to apply the lotion vigorously.
     
  11. Lil Pun

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    But he was doing it under a false identity.
     
  12. xlr817

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    Sex drive doesn't disappear just becuz someone turns a certain age, it ends when they lay you down on your final resting place. Men can be horny at 100 I'm sure. Haven't you heard of the term "dirty old man". And it was a foolish part on those women.
     
  13. B-ball freak

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    I bet you were applying lotion "vigorously" as you were reading this thread.
     
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    MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday but has been misidentifyed and is indeed Utah Jazz President Frank Layden.
    One woman became suspicious after Layden asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

    The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

    The white-haired suspect, and former Jazz coach carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital, he was identified by the Karl Malone LSU practice Jersey that he wore during the fondling.

    "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

    At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

    Layden was not a doctor, Graf said. He was supposed to be working on
    Mehmet Okur's breasts but apparently got sidetracked.
     
  15. pirc1

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    Come on now, we all know women would line up to have Layden do exam on them if they could get some of his money. ;)
     
  16. rrj_gamz

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    That's what I was thinking...It is under false pretenses, but c'mon, people do that at bars all the time...not me of course, but other people... :p
     
  17. Saint Louis

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    I don't know about this thread, but there is always the possibility in the Hot for Teacher thread.
     
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    he's examining dirk
     
  19. MadMax

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    ........AND I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!
     
  20. A-Train

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    What a dumbass...he should have worn the official t-shirt...

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