Homework for the Rockets in the offseason

1. Point guard skills

Luther is a very good talent. He has the quickness and long range ability to be a good player in the league. However, if he's gonna be a future star like Bill and Clyde said yesterday, he's gonna have to learn some point guard skills sometimes in his career. Right now, he's a undersized 2 guard. If your name isn't Iverson or Parker, you can't expect to achieve stardom in this league with that height and a scoring first mentality.

2. Midrange shooting

Right now, Luther has only one shot --- 3 point shot. If he's going to be effective in this league, he will have to master that midrange jumper. If you have only two ways to score --- 3 pointer or going to the basket, it will be way too easy for the defender to guard you.


1. Develop a heart

Stro has all the physical gift of the world. If he has the heart, aggression and hussle of Amare Stoudamire or Andrei Kirilenko, he will be halfway toward super-stardom.

2. Develop a brain

Right now, when he catches the ball down low, one of these two things will happen: 1. a spectacular dunk on ESPN 2. a total disaster that gets him benched. He needs to be a smart player like Yao Ming is. He needs to read the defense and pass up the ball to a player with a better shot if necessary. If he ever learn to play smart, he will be all the way to super-stardom.


1. Heal up

Wesley is still one of our best paremeter defender and 3 point shooter. We might still need him to come of bench for a year or two.

2. Call this guy

He might get you a new deal

 

1. Don't get worn-out

Playing for the CNT and losing to 50 to the US in the WCB will be draining. Don't tire yourself out.

2. Practice these poses over and over again.


Trust me, you will need them one day.


1. 1. Learn Yoga

With his bad back, he's gonna have to borrow some yoga moves from Garnett and stretch that spine out.

2. Stabilize that eyeball...


This ain't gonna cut it

 

1. Click here

Just in case...

2. If not, get the license

It will come in handy


1. Buy this

Crucial for his job

2. Or change career... try this new gig...

I don't know, a new career might work...


1. Get a hair cut

A must for his next job

2. Practice this

The necessary skill for his next job

 

1. Finish up his Congo hospital project

Deke is a real humanitarian. His hospital in Congo is benefitting thousands of locals.

2. Make sure the hospital also has a nurse home

Deke needs it.


1. Learn to shoot

Your big man needs you to shoot, so shoot...

2. Call this guy up and learn defense from him


If you can guard a chair, your team would be in the playoffs now...

 

He's the DPOY, isn't he? I mean, those are just his tenacious defensive moves...