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Maintenance guys are funny

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smokey, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. Smokey

    Smokey Member

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    I had a problem with my window so I gave a maintenance guy a call.

    Knock at the door.

    ME: It's open.

    I go open the door.

    ME: It was open.

    MG: We have to knock anyways.

    ME: Courtesy?

    MG: Yeah. Make sure everyone is decent.

    ME: You must have some stories.

    MG: Yeah. [laughing]

    ME: People should know if they call maintenance, a maintenance guy is going to come over. It's not like you are intentionally coming in to look.

    MG: Man these girls. They want you to look. I don't want to lose my job.

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    Our conversation ended when the supervisor came in.

    I wanted to call BS. I know girls dress slutty cause they want attention, but not being decent at home for a maintenance guy on purpose....no freaking way. Keep in mind this is a college campus so it's not like there are some desperate chicks. Maybe the fat ones.
     
  2. Another Brother

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    When I worked as the live on property cop and an apartment complex in the Galleria area, the maintenance guys got a bunch of cooch. There were a lot of dancers in the complex and were very comfortable with them, I know for a fact that at least 2 of the guys were having sex with a few of the dancers. When do women realize that the shower won't drain? WHEN THEY'RE NAKED!
     
  3. Tonaaayyyy

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    :eek:





    anyone know of a maintenance company in need of a worker? email me.
     
  4. LegendZ3

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    Wow, this must been a slow day for you :D
     
  5. Svpernaut

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    I know pizza delivery guys have some wild stories... so I imagine maintenence guys are the same too.
     
  6. DrLudicrous

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    [​IMG]
    Girl: The cables not working and I don't know what's wrong with it.
    Guy: That is why they sent me. I am an expert.

    You can guess where it goes from there.
     
  7. Svpernaut

    Svpernaut Member

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    BRILLIANT reference. The Big Lebowski is the best movie EVER!
     
  8. Smokey

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    That surprises me. Most maintenance guys look like Michael Moore and Reginald Vel Johnson not Brad Pitt and Tyrese.
     
  9. Roxfan73

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    Hey, what's wrong with RVJ? He's always been my hero!


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