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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheFreak, Apr 15, 2001.

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  1. Hydra

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    George: I have always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the salted, cured meats.

    Jerry: Whenever you say somehing is god and ask what's in it, the answer invariably comes back, cinnamon. Lesser bobka, I think not!

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    #61 Hydra, Apr 20, 2001
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    "Gimme the marble rye, you old bag"

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    #62 keeley, Apr 20, 2001
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    George: Can I say something. And I say this with a unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality... it's fabulous.

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    President of the Anal Retentive School for Jerks

    Hey, I wanted to be president of something, and I swear everyone took every other presidential position already.
     
    #63 RunninRaven, Apr 20, 2001
  4. TheFreak

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    Holly: "Do you always stuff meat in your pockets?"
    Jerry: "Uhh...sometimes I use the sofa."

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    Frank: "You know about the uh, cup sizes and all? You got the A...the B...the C....and THE D -- that's the biggest."

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    Jerry: "Because I could get urimicitisis poisoning and die, that's why!"

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    Jerry: "If you're thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me just squelch that idea right now. Hey everybody, let's all go grab a bucket and go over to Jerry's for a big pee party!"

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    George: "Shut your mouths and stop kicking the seats! And if I have to tell you again, we're going to take it outside and I'll show you what it's like! And if you think I'm joking, just try me, try me -- I would love it!"
     
    #64 TheFreak, Apr 20, 2001
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    George: "We had a PACT!"

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    George: "She invites me up for coffee. "I don't like coffee. It keeps me up." I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live."

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    George: "I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, "THAT'S why I'm not a heterosexual."

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    Jerry: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing. Fall ass-backwards into money. Mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!"

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    (BTW, is there, or has there been a Simpsons thread, because there really should be.)


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    #65 Rockets Fan Trapped In MN, Apr 21, 2001
  6. getsmartnow

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    Newman: ...but there is such thing as karma, Kramer!

    Jerry: Karma Kramer??

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    Kramer: I'm out!!

    (From 'The Bet')

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    Victoria Titans to win it all!
     
    #66 getsmartnow, Apr 21, 2001
  7. keeley

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    Freak -

    do you have any of the quotes from the T-Bone/Koko/Gammy episode handy?

    Those were pretty good.

    btw, are you doing this entirely from memory?

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    #67 keeley, Apr 21, 2001
  8. TheFreak

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    Co-Co: "When I was a young girl, my Gammy always taught me..."
    George: "Nobody cares about your Gammy!"
    Kruger: "Gammy? Who's Gammy?"
    George: "There is no Gammy!"
    Kruger: "Well maybe we need a Gammy! George!"

    keeley -- I don't know that one too well. I don't think I have it on tape. Most all of these have been from memory though. Jeff's memory on these things is quite impressive too--and he could just be going on re-runs, which is amazing! I'm sorta cheating by watching them on tape.


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    #68 TheFreak, Apr 21, 2001
  9. Jeff

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    It's because my wife and I recite these things to each other DAILY!!! [​IMG]


    Elaine: Every able-bodied Isrealite in the tri-state area is driving pretty hard to the hoop.

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    Elaine: What am I, hard of smelling?

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    And then, depression set in...
     
    #69 Jeff, Apr 21, 2001
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    i cant believe no-one has said this one yet.....!

    (in who-evers voice u want)
    "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"
     
    #70 rocketfish, Apr 22, 2001
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