I believe that you made a conditional offer such as "if I were not married.." The point was not that you offered, but that you called <b>me</b> an egotist...
JERRY: You faked with me? ELAINE: Yeah. JERRY: No. ELAINE: Yeah. JERRY: You faked it? ELAINE: I faked it. JERRY: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act? ELAINE: Not bad huh? JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
There are only a few things I am egotistical about... My ability with computers... My ability to teach... My talent on a billiards table... My ability to please a woman...