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Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by inter, Jun 10, 2005.

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  1. inter

    inter Member

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    　　After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.

    　　Me: Honey, let’s fall in love!

    　　Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member?

    　　Me: No, I’m not.

    　　Talented girl: Are you a League member?

    　　Me: Well, no.

    　　Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?

    　　Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?

    　　Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class.

    　　…

    　　Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.


    　　Me: Girl, let’s fall in love!

    　　Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.

    　　Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before?

    　　Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.

    　　Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment.

    　　Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love…

    　　55555555555…

    　　Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.

    　　Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?

    　　Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice.

    　　Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!

    　　Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.

    　　Me: …

    　　Then I said: Hello, uncle.
     
    #1 inter, Jun 10, 2005
  2. Davidoff

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    Ok, that's interesting... :confused:
     
    #2 Davidoff, Jun 10, 2005
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    Smoking Angel Dust and posting on this BBS definitely do not mix..... :eek: :D
     
    #3 RocketMan Tex, Jun 10, 2005
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    God, this could get worse than "Sura fall in a faint".
     
    #4 Fatty FatBastard, Jun 10, 2005
  5. Sishir Chang

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    Yet more reason not to post verbatim the transcript of a chatroom.
     
    #5 Sishir Chang, Jun 10, 2005
  6. Jeff

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    WTF???

    I'm laughing my ass off because I have no clue what this is! :D
     
    #6 Jeff, Jun 10, 2005
  7. Rockets2K

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    self study class??:confused:

    hmm....

    I didnt know they had classes to teach that...it always came natural to me.

    oh well...its a known fact that self studying helps prevent cancer...keep it up.

    :)
     
    #7 Rockets2K, Jun 10, 2005
  8. AntiSonic

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    I agree.
     
    #8 AntiSonic, Jun 10, 2005
  9. yipengzhao

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    haha...

    you can't do literal translations... i bet in chinese this is pretty funny.

    for example dinosaur = fugly girl
     
    #9 yipengzhao, Jun 10, 2005
  10. DarkHorse

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    Gotta stick with the lonely girl in my opinion.

    I mean, if you think she's lovely, and she thinks she's a dinosaur, you've got it made, right?

    ;)
     
    #10 DarkHorse, Jun 10, 2005
  11. m_cable

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    This story needs a punch line.

    There. I fixed it for you.
     
    #11 m_cable, Jun 10, 2005
  12. Rocket G

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    YoYao?
     
    #12 Rocket G, Jun 10, 2005
  13. B-ball freak

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    Watch out, dude. I think the third girl is part of the channel 2 on-line pedophile sting. Get some help, man!
     
    #13 B-ball freak, Jun 10, 2005
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  14. Yaomania345

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    You had me at Well,No. I dont get it... Can it be got?
     
    #14 Yaomania345, Jun 10, 2005
  15. LegendZ3

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    This is going to be a long off-season
     
    #15 LegendZ3, Jun 10, 2005
  16. 3814

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    i am confused.
     
    #16 3814, Jun 10, 2005
  17. superden

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    i dont understand...
     
    #17 superden, Jun 10, 2005
  18. cson

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    Okay Uncle. 55555555555.
     
    #18 cson, Jun 10, 2005
  19. Uprising

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    WOW! :confused:
     
    #19 Uprising, Jun 10, 2005
  20. thadeus

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    I give you at least 5 characters of mad propz.
     
    #20 thadeus, Jun 10, 2005
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