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Cookie Monster is a Sell-Out

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MR. MEOWGI, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. swilkins

    swilkins Member

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    I can't believe that someone has put the blame on our beloved cookie monster. He is the poster child of what too much sugar can do to you. Parents should take note and explain to their child that cookie monster is funny, but in truth should feel sorry for him and make reference to heroine addicts.

    Then explain to them that Grover is on a dime bag a day pot habit. Oscar doesn't mean to act like a grumpy wino, but big business can do that to you. Big Bird wasn't always so tame, before he started taking Prozak.

    These a-holes need to back away from our heroes.
     
  2. Isabel

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    This is great! Why was I too naive to realize all this when I was little? :D (And I also thought Bert and Ernie were just good friends...)
     
  3. RIET

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    Hey now, those are just nasty rumors*.






    *not that there's anything wrong with that...if it was true
     

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