Moe, You're still an underrated poster. You're dorky and I don't even think you even mean to be... good one... must save for future reference! ------------------ I use smilies and I LOL -- I'm your worst nightmare.
What sort like so you say I knew Mo when he was an underrated poster LOL Nice post Mo ------------------ "What is it with this girl, has she got beer flavoured nipples??" - Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you
thanks , I think ------------------ "Its a good thing they don't make posters of European players" -Walt Williams after getting "posterized" by Zan Tabak .
Huh. With a topic name like "Football Joke," I just expected the answer to be "Raiders." Sorry man, couldn't resist. ------------------ Jazzkiller
See what I mean? You don't even know it... and yeah, it was a compliment. You crack me up. ------------------ I use smilies and I LOL -- I'm your worst nightmare.
Coach Bobby Ross (Not with the team anymore) had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away -- ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away -- ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph -- bulls-eye! "I've got to get this guy!" Ross said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of football, and when Ross asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl." "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son." "I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No, let me tell you," the mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight." The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says: "...I'll never forgive you for making us move to Detroit." ------------------ "Its a good thing they don't make posters of European players" -Walt Williams after getting "posterized" by Zan Tabak .
LOL. Funny joke man. ------------------ Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
Hey! I was born and raised in Detroit. All my family still lives there. So, as you can imagine, I find that joke to be totally accurate ------------------
Good stuff bro. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
