Man tied a knot in it http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285734.html?menu= A Romanian man ended up in hospital after he tied string around his penis to avoid going to the toilet. Vasile Barbulescu now faces months of complicated surgery to correct the damage caused, according to local press. He was taken to hospital in Galati in southeast Romania where he admitted wrapping string around his penis to put off going to the toilet until he got home. Doctors have said they are unsure whether they can repair the damage and say he faces repeated surgery. Dr Alexandru Iurea who treated the man, said: "He told us he had tied it round really tight. When we finally got it off we saw his penis had massive injuries."
I wouldn't have even needed a string. I could have tied my wang in a knot without any extra outside help.
Why does it seem that whenever there's story about male genital mutilation, it seems to come out of Europe?
When I read the thread title, I guessed what the "it" was. But, for some reason, I was imagining the man tying "it" into a knot.
i think the way it works, we trade all our genital mutilation stories for theirs, that way we can laugh at each other and not at ourselves.
Never done that. But I spent about a half hour trying to unzip it once. To help any future victims, the key is not to unzip, baby oil and pull gently.
penis had massive injuries." Poor guy, he had massive and penis in same sentence, but it was in the wrong order.
^Probably to view the reaction of suckers who take the bait. The guy couldn't find any empty fields or a jar? That's some thinking outside the box to come up with using a string....
I wonder why the title says he tied a knot "in" it? I thought it might be a translation thing, but Ananova is a british site.
Whats more embarrassing: pissing your pants or having to have surgery because you tied a string around your lil fella. What a wacko.
Even though I am not against any Romanians, but it just seems that Romania is a major source of all these wacky sex-related stories... not to mention the story about a dog eating the owner's penis after mistakenly identified as a chicken's neck... I guess the reporters at Anaova have a bias... but it's surprising to see that the Romanian Prime Minister himself is also doing the nation a bad favor... Here are some other bazarre sex-related news stories straight from the home of Dracula: Mayor: 'Stop pestering me for sex' http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1181891.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife A mayor who set up a direct hotline for people to call with civic problems is asking bored housewives to stop inviting him round for sex. Cristian Anghel, mayor of Baia Mare in Romania, claims he had more than a hundred calls in the last week from women declaring their love for him. He said many come straight out and even invite him round for sex, local daily Libertatea reported. Mayor Anghel said: "The number was meant for complaints but some women took it as a sex hotline. "I hear declarations of love and some have even made erotic proposals to me. "I can understand these ladies have desires but their kind of problems need to be solved somewhere else, not at the Town Hall." p*rn judge resigns http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1172176.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife A Romanian female judge, who was accused of starring in a p*rn movie, has resigned. Romanian judge Simona Lungu who has resigned after being accused of starring in a p*rn film /Ext Simona Lungu, 36, from the Bucharest Municipal Court, denied the allegations claiming she was framed. But the Superior Council for Magistrates refused to clear her name after forensic experts concluded she was in the X-rated movie. The movie, called Secrets of Seduction, was shot in Denmark but a copy got into the hands of Romanian justice officials. The head of the Superior Council of Magistrates Dan Lupascu told Jurnalul National newspaper: "I don't believe that in four years from now, as the law allows, Simona Lungu will return to the system. "The evidence gathered by investigators will be in her file and also the refusal of the Council to clear her name." Ms Lungu insisted she did not appear in the film and that computer wizardry had been used to attach her face to a p*rn actress's body. PM offers to sleep with journalists' wives http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1203161.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife The Romanian Prime Minister is offering to sleep with the wives and girlfriends of journalists on a Romanian newspaper to stop them claiming he is gay. Adrian Nastase, who is also a candidate in this weekend's presidential run off elections, made the offer after being asked by reporters about rumours a local newspaper was to out him as gay. Nastase said: "I am not afraid of the threat of any sexual scandal created by a certain newspaper that criticises me every day anyway. "If people from Evenimentul Zilei newspaper want me to prove to them that I have no homosexual inclinations, I will test all their wives and girlfriends to show them where my preferences really are." Evenimentul Zilei responded by writing: "We are very worried about the health of Nastase, who appears to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown in the light of his recent tasteless statements."
Man... why couldn't they just keep giving us the Nadia Comanecis [Gymnastics] and the Hagis [Soccer]?
