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Teenage girls reveal cravings for cholocate instead of cash in gas station robbery

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    This happened near my university down the hill... funny thing is: the girls value chocolate more than cold hard cash! :)

    http://www.canada.com/vancouver/story.html?id=4b45523a-e3ca-4f23-8cca-3a9633b89a5f

    Girls use weapons in chocolate heist
    Bear spray and metal pipe brandished in theft of candy from gas station

    Ethan Baron, with a file by David Carrigg
    The Province

    Wednesday, February 02, 2005

    In Willy Wonka's world, two girls from Burnaby would be forced to gorge on bon bons till they barfed.

    In real life, they'll have to show up in court and face charges connected to an armed robbery of a gas station store.

    Police are puzzled, and a local chocolatier is in shock, after three female teens brandished weapons and stole "a fistful" of chocolate bars from the store.

    "Robbery is not funny," said Burnaby RCMP Cpl. Pierre Lemaitre, giggling. "It's just incredible. They wanted chocolate. That's it. I'm serious. No money was taken. It was just, 'Gimme the chocolate.'

    "I've seen a lot, and I haven't seen one like this before."

    Around 7:45 p.m. Monday, the trio walked into a Shell gas station in the 4100-block North Road in Burnaby, 100 metres from the Lougheed Town Centre SkyTrain station. One girl had a metal pipe protruding from the back of her pants; another was brandishing a can of bear spray.

    "They told the clerk they had weapons," Lemaitre said. "They threatened him menacingly. There was no doubt in the clerk's mind that they meant business."

    The girls grabbed "a fistful" of chocolate bars and fled, he said.

    Last night, a Hershey saleswoman was restocking the store with

    Oh Henry bars while tight-lipped staff looked on.

    Police believe the crime was premeditated. "Obviously it wasn't spur-of-the-moment," Lemaitre said.

    Two suspects, aged 16 and 17, were later arrested, and metal pipes seized. RCMP are seeking the third suspect, who was heavy-set and wearing black clothing.

    "Something tells us that we're not going to find that chocolate," Lemaitre said.

    Over the Moon Chocolate Company owner Rob Greenhow deals with chocolate-seeking teens daily, but they don't come at him with weapons and threats.

    "I'm in shock," Greenhow said. "You've got to be pretty desperate to be stealing chocolate. I can think of better things to steal."

    Over the Moon is located near Kitsilano High School, and teen girls frequent the place.

    "The only problem we've ever had is if there's samples out, they just come in and eat all the samples and leave.

    "Generally, they're quite well behaved."

    At the least, the two girls caught after the robbery will be charged with theft, Lemaitre said.

    "It's an armed robbery," Lemaitre said. "As odd as this crime sounds, it certainly probably wasn't very amusing for the clerk who was working, earning his pay that night. A threat was made."

    Chocolate produces a chemical reaction in the body that's akin to love, Greenhow said.

    Most of his customers are women, and many visit "every three weeks or so."

    Asked if hormones could be a factor in the gas-station robbery, Lemaitre noted that his wife likes chocolate.

    "I don't want to answer that one."

    A possible explanation may come from academia.

    "There is some credence to the idea that there is an addictive component to chocolate," said University of B.C. biochemistry professor Roger Brownsey. "It's not too far-fetched to think it could become a central thought in your life."

    ebaron@png.canwest.com

    © The Vancouver Province 2005
     
  2. arkoe

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    Haha, good thing they have the Mount-me's on the case.
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned from chocolate.
     
  4. Isabel

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    I don't know what it is with some women and chocolate. To me, it's just another foodstuff... tastes good, sometimes you want it, sometimes you don't care, rich so you don't need much. But these ladies I've been eating lunch with... let's just say I think they sit near the dessert table on purpose. And some of them go grab the desserts, especially if they're chocolate, before their meal just to make sure they don't run out. They go crazy.
     
  5. 3814

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    SFU?

    weird story. i mean...what does chocolate cost? $1??? $1.50 for the king size?

    they probably could have sold the bear spray and pipe to get more chocalate than they grabbed.
     
  6. kwik_e_mart

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    ding ding ding!
     
  7. 3814

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    cool...i know a bunch of people there...or that used to go there...actually - both...but yeh, i won't sidetrack this thread anymore.
     
  8. s land balla

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    only in canada...;)
     
  9. peleincubus

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    I just think its funny someone named kwik e mart started this thread.
     
  10. codell

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    Surely they had PMS.

    My wife is a chocolate w**** around that time.
     
  11. MadMax

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    oompa loompa
    loompity doo

    i've got another puzzle for you

    oompa loompa
    loompity daa

    if you're not greedy you will go far

    you will live in happiness, too.
    like the oompa loompa
    loompity do.
     
  12. JeeberD

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    bear spray?!?!?
     
  13. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?

    I don't like the look of it
     
  14. JuanValdez

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    Funniest part right here:
    On a serious note, if that's possible, I'd think they were bored stiff, wanted to commit a crime (like robbing a gas station) but figured taking money was too bad a crime. Taking chocolate would still give them the thrill of armed robbery and wouldn't get them in as much trouble with the law -- so they thought.

    Btw, what the hell is bear spray?
     
  15. Oski2005

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    WTF is bear spray?

    LOL.





    I'll see your Oompa Loompas and raise you a Grunka Lunka.

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  16. MadMax

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    AWESOME!!! :D
     

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