Caption It: Bill Gates

I'm rich, b!tch!

 

"oh, me so horny, for RAM"...

 

"With the sale of this new software, I can get as many pairs of Z-Cavarichis as I want."

 

why innovate when I can just copy what steve jobs does at apple

 

Who stole his ideas from Zenith.....

NEXT !!

 

xerox

 

"...and mom said I should've posed with parachute pants and a sequined glove...blehhhh..."

 

" You losers can sit behind the keyboard and judge and make fun of me till your little hearts content but at the end of the day, I'm still worth 50 billion dollars and your still worth nothing."

 

"Yes I had sex with the cleaning lady on my desk, that wrong? Who is going to fire me?"

 

My Cathode Ray Tube is warm because it has an amazing refresh rate.

 

heh

classic

 

First, I stole the idea of Windows from Xerox. Now, PlayGirl wants me to audition for them. I'm in heaven.

 

I put on my robe an wizard hat...

 

"Want to Cyber?"

 

WINNER!!! WINNER!!! WINNER!!!

 

"Remember students, CLS ' Clears the screen. now type in the following"

10 PRINT "First angle";
20 INPUT A
30 IF A > 180 THEN 10
40 PRINT "Second angle";
50 INPUT B
60 IF (A + B) > 180 THEN 40
70 LET C = 180 - (A + B)
80 PRINT "Third angle = "; C

END ' End of program.

Jonny Types in:
10 CLS
20 PRINT "My teacher is an asswipe."
END

 

delete

 

Is this from the Teen beat photo shoot in 83?