Actual English Subtitles Used in Films Made in Hong Kong

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared ****less too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
20. Yah-hah, evil spider-woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now
>deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go
into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the
giant lizard-person.

(English movie title:Cantonese translation)
1. There's Something about Mary
Enjoy Yourself in the Game of Love

2. Leaving Las Vegas
I'm Drunk and You're a Prostitute

3. Field of Dreams
Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield

4. The Crying Game
Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a *****!

5. Interview with a Vampire
So, You Are a Lawyer

6. Babe
The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks and Solves Agricultural Problems

7. My Best Friend's Wedding
Help! My Boyfriend Is Gay!

8. George of the Jungle
Big Dumb Monkey-man Keeps Whacking Tree with Genitals

9. Batman and Robin
Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy

10. Barb Wire
Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You

Source: "Speak Up" vol. 167, p. 17

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I am the b*stard son of LHutz.

Huh?

Right!

[This message has been edited by RocketMan Tex (edited September 29, 2000).]