ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Spurs 3/8/2026

There does seem to be a correlation between the decrease in Rockets play and the increase of MAGA pics in game threads. I've never noticed it before, but honestly, it tracks.

 

Sengun is embarrassing.

 

senguin is a seive on Defense

 

The fact that we are getting worse.

Shiit coach, shiit front office.

 

Yeah, nah. Unless we get very lucky, I'm fairly confident that this team will never compete with the Spurs, or OKC, or Boston, or any similar squad in a 7-game series.

This sucks balls.

 

Sengun has had success in posting up Wemby, so Ime's strategy is to force the ball to Durant.

 

Alpi's at a -31 . . . maybe he can get to his career high tonight

 

A timeout anytime during this run would have helped?

Yall noticed whenever Rockets got it going against GSW last week, Kerr would call a TO, the Warriors then would come out, run a crisp play, get an easy bucket off of the play, and it would dampen the momentum?

Ime really just watched this team go down by near 30, no timeouts, just watching.

I just don't get it.

 

I mean our offense is literally waste the entire shot clock just trying to get KD the ball. It can't possibly get any worse.

 

30 minutes and 4 3s. We are not even taking them.

 

ime and the other players are too dumb to realize that pnr **** is garbage. clear everyone out and let Sengun iso wemby the whole game.

 

Postup & midrange basketball in 2026 yeahhhhhh!
Slowly walk it up yeahhhhh!

While the Spurs run their ass out the gym (literally and figuratively)

 

Sengun is worse than Kanter on defense

 

Fred gets you more wins in the regular season and perhaps a bit further in the playoffs, but even with Fred this isn't a championship team.

 

I miss when dillion and fred yelled at this fat lazy turk

 

30 pts loss is coming.

Thank god It's official timeout.

**** Ime

 

Spurs - guaranteed score in 8 seconds

Rockets - walk it down and beat the clock up to 20 seconds and take a highly contested shot.

LOSING!!!!

 

HEY ADUMB SILBER, YOU GOTS ANY MORE OF DEM “TOTALLY SUS “ first round NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICKS or are they ONLY for the other TEXAS TEAMS? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

 

Jabari is playing?

 

If we fired Ime and Stone, traded everyone not named Amen and Reed to pick up whatever pick gets us Cam Boozer, we'd probably be a better team next year.