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Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Dankstronaut, Jan 15, 2026.

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Bald is Beautiful

  1. Kevin Durant

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%

  2. Alperen Sengun

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%

  3. Amen Thompson

    5 vote(s)
    27.8%

  4. Jabari Smith Jr.

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%

  5. Josh Okogie

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%

  6. Reed Sheppard

    9 vote(s)
    50.0%

  7. JD Davison

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%

  8. Jae'Sean Tate

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%

  9. Steven Adams

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%
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  1. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Member

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    Victtor Wembanyama was so distraught after losing to OKC he shaved his poi..uh.. hair. Who on the Rockets is upset enough to lash out via barber?
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    #1 Dankstronaut, Jan 15, 2026
  2. ThatboyPhuong

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    Definitely Alp because he is trying to look pretty out there, instead of playing ball.
     
    #2 ThatboyPhuong, Jan 15, 2026
  3. daywalker02

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    Wow, thought he bulked up.

    Hint, JD Davison would look different.

     
    #3 daywalker02, Jan 15, 2026
  4. Corrosion

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    If you think this team, as currently constructed is a contender or in the same universe as OKC, you are delusional.

    No Point Guard, start 4 forwards and a center ....

    Udoka is coaching this team for next year, whether he wants to admit it or not. Time to develop players.

    He may as well sit Durant for the duration of the season and force feed Reed 40 minutes a night on ball.
     
    #4 Corrosion, Jan 15, 2026
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  5. ThatBoyNick

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    Ime Udoka.


    But you're going to need a laser to remove his tattooed hairline.
     
    #5 ThatBoyNick, Jan 15, 2026
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    Craig Ackerman.

    Sorry, Craig...
     
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    those who think we could win

    we shouldn't have high hopes for this team, a badly structured team
     
    #7 zjcblord21, Jan 15, 2026
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    Get used to shavin heads, hell okc has 3 first round picks in this years draft lol
     
    #8 Le$$, Jan 16, 2026
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  9. Rokman

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    I say the whole damn team!
     
    #9 Rokman, Jan 16, 2026
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    Vanessa Richardson
     
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    Not to mention a top Euro pick from a few years ago who hasn't stepped foot on the court yet. He should be good as well.
     
    #11 Rokman, Jan 16, 2026
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    #12 RB713, Jan 16, 2026
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    He's such a ****ing dork.
     
    #13 MystikArkitect, Jan 16, 2026
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  15. RB713

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    loll the stone era.

    Sengun and Fvv look like members of isis.

    is that my son Reed or Johnny Sins?

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    Make Clutch the Bear bold.
     
    #16 heypartner, Jan 16, 2026
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    PILING UP THE MEME POINTS: 20 MORE
     
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  20. Dankstronaut

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    Adams kinda looks like Ben Sullivan? Should've put hair on Stone that woul've been hilarious lol


    Yo big fella, (Ackerman) uh... maybe consider it? It actually doesn't look bad.
     
    #20 Dankstronaut, Jan 16, 2026
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