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[SICK] This is just crazy....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. London'sBurning

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    Stewie: Hmmm... it appears my weewee has undergone a case of rigor mortis.
     
  2. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Dude, that's pretty cool of you to say something mature like that. Glad to hear you lead him the right way and not joke about it or tell him to keep doing it. :)
     
  3. Rashmon

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    The hardest thing is trying to explain my hairy palms and bad vision to him. Although, I am cancer free.
     
  4. JuanValdez

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    On something hardly related to the subject: the writing in that article is just terrible. It's as if they just published the journalist's notes instead of what he actually wrote.

    Isabel, women have a surprising degree of... innocence... when it comes to knowing about the sexual prowess of prepubescent boys. He likely isn't fertile, but performance would not be a major obstacle.
     
  5. Rocketeer

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    If it would have been a 29 year old man and an 8 year old girl, I think this thread would sound a little different...
     
  6. RocketsPimp

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    Says you. I'd rather conduct other activities with them.

    No kidding. I was just about to post the exact same thing. We'd all be calling for the man's cojones telling him to make sure he doesn't drop the soap in the clink.
     
  7. AroundTheWorld

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    I can't remember what things were like when I was 8...
     
  8. BiGGieStuFF

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    watch her blame it on that movie "birth"
     
  9. Mulder

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    [whispers] my pants are tight [/whispers]
     
  10. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Sew her up and lock her away.
     
  11. GRENDEL

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    "Help! She touching my special area!!" - Ralfie from the Simpsons, can't remember the episode.
     
  12. RocketMan Tex

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    OK, this story is getting weirder by the minute...

    At her arraignment today, the woman blamed the sexual liason on the boy, claiming that he ordered her to terminate an adult relationship she had and also ordered her to stop taking birth control pills.

    I want some of what she's been smoking.

    On second thought, maybe not! Crack kills!!!!!!

    http://www.connpost.com/Stories/0,1413,96~3750~2523043,00.html
     
  13. GRENDEL

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    This chick is nuttier than a snickers bar
     
  14. Master Baiter

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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
     
  15. RocketMan Tex

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    It shore be!

    I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
     
  16. room4rentsf

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    did they release her picture anywhere?

    J
     
  17. Isabel

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    You learn something new every day, I guess. At least that means I haven't been messing with any young boys, since I didn't know that about them. :) And, seriously, child molestation is just that, no matter the genders of the people involved. Every bit as creepy as when a man messes with a young girl. :(
     

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