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Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by SmeggySmeg, Jul 13, 2000.

  1. SmeggySmeg

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    As some of you may have heard The Olympics are on in a couple of months and for only a second time they will be Held in Australia, this time in Sydney.

    Now currently the Olympic flame is travelling around the mighty nation of Australia and will reach Sydney in time to light the cauldron in the Olympic Stadium (Woop-Peee I hear you say)

    I just thought i would show you the way Australia are embracing the Olympics, especially the Flame as it move around the country

    [​IMG]

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  2. Dr of Dunk

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    Pic didn't make it, Captain 'Roo. Hop to it. Fix that link!

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  3. SmeggySmeg

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    Works for me
    Let me know if it isn't working

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  4. BobFinn*

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    Not working for me either smeg.

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  5. Achebe

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    is that domain correct Smeg? noone? Is that the name of your localhost?

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  6. SmeggySmeg

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    try again

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  7. BobFinn*

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    LOL

    Let me guess, thats you in the top left-hand corner.(with you pants down) [​IMG]

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  8. Achebe

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    Is that guy holding his vegemite?

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  9. SmeggySmeg

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    Sorry Bob, not me, one hand wouldn't be enough.

    Here's another example of Australiana

    This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

    Last week the competition went like this:

    Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
    Brian: Yeah, sure.
    Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
    Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
    Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
    Brian: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.
    Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate ?
    Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
    Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
    Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
    Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?

    Brian: Yeah, alright.
    Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
    Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
    Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
    Sharelle: Hi Brian.
    Brian: Hi Sharelle.
    Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
    Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
    Sharelle: O.K.

    Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
    Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
    Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
    Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
    Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ? Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
    Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
    Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
    Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way, no.
    Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
    Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway .. just tell em.


    Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the arse !
    Radio Silence
    Advert

    Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.

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    Smeg, that's an urban legend here too, only Pamela Anderson Lee recounted it on a talk show.

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    LOL, that was hilarious. [​IMG]

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    Davo,

    Yeah i went to the game, eagles had some great chances especially after only playing one good quarter, hopefully this will spur the crows on to the finals.

    Smeg

    PS I suppose Smeg can be whatever you want it to be.

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    Smeg: Looks like those guys have pretty good defense or at least they know how to block.

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