Given I'll 100% be Left Behind does anyone who does get raptured care if I call dibs on their stuff now? https://nypost.com/2025/09/21/lifestyle/rapture-might-be-coming-many-hope-their-dogs-are-included/ A South African pastor’s vision that Jesus will return on September 23, also known as the rapture, has sent social media into a frenzy, with many worried about what will happen to their fur babies if this happens. “The rapture is upon us, whether you are ready or not,” pastor Joshua Mhlakela said in an interview with CettwinzTV. Specifically, the pastor claims Jesus told him in his dream that he will come on September 23 and 24. If you’re unfamiliar, the rapture in Christianity is the belief that people — both living and dead — will meet Jesus Christ in the air during this year’s Rosh Hashanah, which is the New Year in Judaism.
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God is an ******* if he leaves dogs behind. I rather take dogs than the all the hypocrites that believe they deserve to be swept up.
You think these guys could stay on schedule. Am disapoint. Havent seen a single person wisked away to heaven yet today. This rapture sux. They had 2000 years to prep, they should have done better. 1 star review incomming.
I dont know how the Rapture will happen, but if I had a preference, I would like it to be exactly like book series Left Behind, you wake up and half the people are gone...................if your left behind, you know you got some work to do If I was still here I would driver over to the Joel Olsteen mega mansion and say "Hey Joel, you still here to huh"
