I am potentially having a visit from a potential romantic dalliance...yet....I can't stop drinking Milwaukee's Best Light...and eating little miniature Twix bars. I think it is just having football to watch and being off on a Sunday for the first time this season...but this is just plain disgusting. I am like 4 beers away from being unable to get it up without the help of a crane...and 16 mini Twix bars away from no longer being able to fit through my own bathroom door (which poses considerable problems)
LOL..... not giving out any candy? My neighborhood is all college students so I don't have to worry about the doorbell ringing.
Ah, drunk Sunday posts. Hopefully she won't see you in this condition. I've got the trick-or-treaters coming, but I'm ready for them this year. Last year I ran out of candy. So I bought up a whole bunch to make sure that wouldn't happen. Of course, it's probably going to end up being too much and I'll have candy forever. Which doesn't sound like a problem. But then I'll wonder why I'm not losing any weight, or gaining some. Anyone want to come by my house for some candy? (only 4 or 5 hours away from most of you )
I had my first trick-or-treaters in years tonight. I've lived in apartments for a while now, and just haven't gotten many t-o-t's. So I didn't have any candy tonight, so I had to give them granola bars. They were chocolate flavored so it isn't as bad as it sounds.
Woo Hoo! Candy at Isabels.... Tries to get through front door.... Damn!.... Must crawl back to couch....
Hold on Major - I am about to come through my computer and emerge out on the other side at your place. I have ways of making people stop drinking...you will see.
Well, the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone I can't Jesus on the phone But Ol Milwaukee's Best is my best friend --Adam Carroll
This is one of the truly great threadstarting posts of all time "I'm totally wasted off of Beast light, just stuffed my ****** full of mini candybars, and can't get a hard on and am on the internet to tell you guys this." The interesting thing is that a combination of the first two usually precludes the third thing from presenting much of a problem.
Back in college, good old Milwaukee's Best Light (5.99/24 cans - and more often than that free leftover from parties we'd have) was my primary means of intoxication. Of course, towards the end of those four years you'd have to work your way up to about 16-20 of them, but we had some good times
too much liquid to get you drunk... and to get close you end up feeling completely bloated... doesn't do it for me
