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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Of course. Then why do you give a **** about Texas? Can't you just stay away?
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    OK
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    TIL ‘Crazy Brain’ is a scientific term in FL

     
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  5. Buck Turgidson

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    See? I'm glad we're in agreement.
     
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    Ok, so sharks with ****ing lasers and now cocaine...I don't think I'm geared to fight this
     
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    Not Florida, but this thread is the most appropriate.


    Mother facing charges after allowing her 8-year-old son to drive her, toddler home early Monday morning


    ST. LOUIS — A mother is facing charges after she allowed her 8-year-old son to drive her and her toddler to their East St. Louis home early Monday morning because she was drunk, according to a law enforcement source. The toddler was found in the back without a car seat, police said.

    St. Louis prosecutors charged Latonya Mayes-Gale on Monday with two counts of first-degree endangering the welfare of a child, creating substantial risk. Each charge is a felony.

    According to the probable cause statement from the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department, around 4 a.m. Monday, an 8-year-old was seen driving a car in the wrong direction of traffic, heading west in the eastbound lane at the corner of 4th and Walnut streets.

    Police said he took control and drove the car after his mother, Mayes-Gale, couldn't drive. Charging documents said she was passed out in the back seat of the car.

    A security officer nearby saw the boy driving and stopped him, according to a law enforcement source. The security officer then called the police.

    When officers arrived, they found her toddler in the back without a secured child seat, police said.

    Preliminary information found that Mayes-Gale was under the influence of alcohol and was tired so she allowed her son to drive them to their East St. Louis home, a law enforcement source said.

    Police transported her to Saint Louis University Hospital to determine whether she was "fit for confinement," and took her into custody shortly after.

    Mayes-Gales was booked into the St. Louis City Justice Center.


     
  8. Buck Turgidson

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    Are you sure it wasn't Tony LaRussa?
     
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    Happens at least once a week in my neighborhood
     
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    Greatest day of that dude's life.
     
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    LOL I showed this video to my wife and she said exactly the same thing..."this guy was very pleased with himself".
     
  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Gator Chad gets the most cracker p***y.
     
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    Not the dude's first viral gator adventure -- bonus: they grilled this one and had a party.
     
  15. Buck Turgidson

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    You could tell that was not his first gator rodeo
     
  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    That is a Tough Life version of Captain Kangaroo.

    Captain Kangaroo

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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Florida man bit chunk out of deputy's head during assault at music festival: sheriff's office

    James Michael Anderson was allegedly high on PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms and ecstasy when he attacked a deputy on patrol at Sol Fest

    Published May 10, 2024 1:28am EDT

    Fox News Flash top headlines are here. Check out what's clicking on Foxnews.com.

    A Florida man was arrested earlier this week after biting a chunk out of a deputy's head at an EDM music festival on Sunday.

    The Holmes County Sheriff's Office said on Facebook one of its deputies was on foot patrol at the Sol Fest 2024 music and arts festival in Ponce De Leon, Florida, on Sunday night when he was approached by James Michael Anderson.

    Anderson, a volunteer at the festival location, was allegedly high on multiple drugs, including PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms and ecstasy, the sheriff's office said.

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    James Anderson was charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest with violence after he allegedly bit a chunk out of a Holmes County deputy's head during an attack at a music festival. (Holmes County Sheriff's Office)

    Anderson allegedly attacked the deputy, who has not been identified, and tried to grab his gun.

    During the assault, Anderson bit a chunk out of the deputy's head, according to the sheriff's office, who shared a graphic picture of the wound on Facebook.

    The deputy attempted to use a taser on Anderson, who was combative until several other deputies stepped in and restrained him.

    FLORIDA MAN ALLEGEDLY CHUCKS PASTA AT DRIVER DURING ROAD RAGE OVER 'GLARING HEADLIGHTS'

    Anderson and the deputy were both taken to the hospital to be treated for their wounds.

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    A Holmes County deputy had a chunk bitten out of his head during an attack while on patrol at Sol Fest 2024. (The injury has been blurred due to its graphic nature.) (Holmes County Sheriff's Office/Facebook)

    He was charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest with violence.
     
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  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Reminds me of back in the day, chilling on a tube at Krause, watching this yahoo do somersaults and backflips and gainers off of the cliff...he swam over at some point, gave him a beer, and I said "that's some pretty ballsy stuff" (he's jumping into 5-6' of water, I never did anything but cannonball and my ass would hit sand everytime)

    He responds "**** man, I'm on 7 substances"
     
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