Thank you for giving us a good Saturday vibe, Astros! There are some endorphins flowing. It's nice. We're beating up on the other guys for a change! F#$K YEA!!!
Dear Baseball Gods above, in the ninth we trust, Keep the Rangers’ bats collecting just dust. As we hold a lead, 9-2, quite divine, Grant our Astros the power to hold the line. Let our pitcher’s arm be strong, his aim be true, And if a Ranger swings, let it be a miss—not a few! So by the power of peanuts and Cracker Jacks, Help us secure a win, and relax!
I don't think Grae Kesinger is an actual person. I think this is an AI simulation cooked up by Big Tech Baseball.