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Aging and grooming

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Mar 20, 2024.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Why do people just give up or think that 'younger' styles work on them?

    Bros:
    • If you're going bald, keep your hair short. Wtf is up with this bald ass head and this mane of hair. Buy some clippers and keep that **** tight. Don't bother with the plugs or hair ****. Own it, look good.
    • If your beard is grey or white, shave that ****. It puts 10-15 years on you. I run into people I went to HS with and take a pic with them, and my wife thinks they're my uncle because they have this white-ass beard.
    Sis:
    • Don't cut your ****ing hair short. It makes you look even older. Long hair = pretty and youthful.
    • Stop destroying your hair with perm after dye job after perm.
    It's not about beating the clock or trying to look younger, it's about taking some pride in your appearance. When you do it, you feel better about yourself.
     
  2. conquistador#11

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    Wear Clark Kent glasses over contacts. They hide your bags.
    Life hack.
    I still recommend a complete exfoliation routine at night while you exercise
     
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  3. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Contributing Member
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    Any real tips for eye bags. I always look like **** no matter how much sleep I get.
     
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    I don't give AF what people think I look like. I'm not 20 anymore. I actually kind of enjoy walking around looking like I just wandered out of a mental health ward. It's freeing and nobody bothers you.
     
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    Don’t forget the ear hairs. Once you hit 40 they start to get wild.
     
  6. kubli9

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    How is Ime doing?
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    He’s balding and the grey in his beard is advancing at an alarming rate.

    I agree the grey beard makes you look old, I dye the little I have on my chin.
     
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    Ill say this, if I were an employee of the Rockets, Id **** him.
     
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  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I'd probably give you a dollar or two.

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    No cap. Hit it with the electric razor.

    Also crazy eyebrow hairs.

    My wife got me some of that eye crap and it works to a degree.
     
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  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    He's a handsome dude. But he's probably getting to a point where he should bust out the razor, go full bald and clean shaven. Black don't crack so he'll look 30 forever.
     
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    Use an under eye cream or patch with hylauronic acid morning and night.
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    Don't forget the Brut aftershave.
     
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  12. CrazyJoeDavola

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    I'm ****ing old. Why do I need to hide it?
     
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  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    The ex-wife once told me that she would cut her hair because she felt it was one of the few things that she could control. I also know that a lot of women think that having long hair is a hassle or a lot of work to keep up with, but I agree with you Xero - I am not a fan of short hair on a woman. Some women can pull it off but most of them cannot.

    I absolutely hate having ear hair. So gross...
     
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  14. jo mama

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    are dudes still bleaching their a**holes?

    @Jontro
     
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  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    You don’t. Re-read
     
  17. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Do you want to smell like the future?
     
  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Turn it on

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    Oprah incoming.
     
  20. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    I just read in the hot for teacher thread that you can be charged for grooming... WTF?
     
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