I don't know how much time this took you, but it was worth it. You had me and my wife rolling (and she's not even a sports fan). I bow in humility at your greatness, Clutch.
Damn, Clutch. I'm going to have to start highlighting April 1st every year. Every year the pranks get better. I remember the 'Hakeem retires' thing, and then how everyone freaked when you copied a perfect ESPN format article on Rudy's retirement. Priceless. We are not worthy.