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[DOOMED] Scientists predict exactly when we're DOOMED

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Feb 16, 2024.

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  1. MadMax

    MadMax Contributing Member

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    It was actually a joke from another thread in the GARM
     
    #21 MadMax, Feb 19, 2024
  2. rimrocker

    rimrocker Contributing Member

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    I can't tell if my post was a joke or not.
     
    #22 rimrocker, Feb 19, 2024
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  3. KingCheetah

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    Don't believe him he's trying to hurt my feelings.
     
    #23 KingCheetah, Feb 19, 2024
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    You know what's not a joke? Feline AIDS, it's the #1 killer of domestic cats

    [​IMG]
     
    #24 Buck Turgidson, Feb 19, 2024
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  5. pirc1

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    Great, I guess i don't have to worry about retirement too much.
     
    #25 pirc1, Feb 19, 2024
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  6. MadMax

    MadMax Contributing Member

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    I’m terribly mean
     
    #26 MadMax, Feb 19, 2024
  7. Invisible Fan

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    Neuralink baby.

    Post-human mods where meat and metal share 50/50
     
    #27 Invisible Fan, Feb 19, 2024
  8. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Humanity will end before Giannis finishes his free throw.
     
    #28 TimDuncanDonaut, Feb 20, 2024
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  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I'd love some proven, non-hackable, non-corporate hardware augmentation with no rootkits or back doors that is powered by my own body heat.

    I would rather get castrated then let Elon Musk have a direct link to my brain. That **** is for people who have Elon living rent-free in their heads anyway, like @tinman
     
    #29 Xerobull, Feb 20, 2024
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  10. Blake

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    Good thing scientists are never wrong. Gonna spend every penny before then
     
    #30 Blake, Feb 20, 2024
  11. Newlin

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    Zager and Evans already explained all this.

    In the year 2525 if man is still alive.
     
    #31 Newlin, Feb 20, 2024
  12. Invisible Fan

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    That's what covid booster shots will be... Every six months plus 10G upgrades
     
    #32 Invisible Fan, Feb 20, 2024
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  13. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Not worried.

    [​IMG]
     
    #33 boomboom, Feb 20, 2024
  14. Buck Turgidson

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    Which day-glo color will you choose?

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    #34 Buck Turgidson, Feb 20, 2024
  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    My drip is rainbow, my king.
     
    #35 Xerobull, Feb 20, 2024
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    Along these lines I guess I don't need to spend much time looking for a stashable keeper in my fantasy baseball league.
    I feel better about death.
     
    #36 Kemahkeith, Feb 20, 2024
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    #37 Buck Turgidson, Feb 20, 2024
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    drip, drip, drip
     
    #38 Buck Turgidson, Feb 20, 2024
  19. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    #39 Xerobull, Feb 20, 2024
  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Sorry, the Sunburner Machine is out of order today.
     
    #40 Buck Turgidson, Feb 20, 2024
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